Going to Maynooth: Traits and Stories of the Irish Peasantry, The Works of William Carleton, Volume ThreeCarleton, William
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Going to Maynooth: Traits and Stories of the Irish Peasantry, The Works of William Carleton, Volume Three
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“I have not the slightest objection to that,” replied the Bishop, “upon
the express condition that his son shall never enter Maynooth.”
“For my part,” observed Mr. Finnerty, “I leave the matter now between
your lordship and O'Shaughnessy himself. You may act as you please,
Doctor, and so may he.”
“Mr. Finnerty, if I could suppose for a moment that the suggestion of
thus influencing me originated with you, I would instantly deprive you
of your parish, and make you assistant to your excellent curate, for
whom I entertain a sincere regard. I have already expressed my opinion
of the transaction alluded to in my letter. You have frequently offended
me, Mr. Finnerty, by presuming too far upon my good temper, and by
relying probably upon your own jocular disposition. Take care, sir, that
you don't break down in some of your best jokes. I fear that under
the guise of humor, you frequently avail yourself of the weakness, or
ignorance, or simplicity of your parishioners. I hope, Mr. Finnerty,
that while you laugh at the jest, they don't pay for it.”
The priest here caught the Counsellor's eye, and gave him a dry wink,
not unperceived, however, by the Bishop, who could scarcely repress a
smile.
“You should have known me better, Mr. Finnerty, than to suppose that any
motive could influence me in deciding upon the claims of candidates for
Maynooth, besides their own moral character and literary acquirements.
So long as I live, this, and this alone, shall be the rule of my
conduct, touching persons in the circumstances of young O'Shaughnessy.”
“My gracious lord,” said Denis, “don't be angry wid Mr. Finnerty. I'll
bear it all, for it was my fau't. The horse is mine, and say what
you will, out of your stable I'll never bring him. I think, wid great
sibmission a man may do what he pleases wid his own.”
“Certainly,” said the Bishop; “my consent to permit your son to goto
Maynooth is my own. Now this consent I will not give if you press that
mode of argument upon me.”
“My Reverend Lord, as heaven's above me, I'd give all I'm worth to see
the boy in Maynooth. If he doesn't go afther all our hopes, I'd break my
heart.” He was so deeply affected that the large tears rolled down his
cheeks as he spoke.
“Will your Lordship buy the horse?” he added; “I don't want him, and
you, maybe, do?”
“I do not want him,” said the Bishop, “and if I did, I would not, under
the present circumstances, purchase him from you.”
“Then my boy won't get in, your lordship. And you'll neither buy the
horse, nor take him as a present. My curse upon him for a horse! The
first thing I'll do when I get home will be to put a bullet through him,
for he has been an unlucky thief to us. Is my son aquil to the others,
that came to pass your lordship?” asked Denis.
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