Going to Maynooth: Traits and Stories of the Irish Peasantry, The Works of William Carleton, Volume ThreeCarleton, William
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Going to Maynooth: Traits and Stories of the Irish Peasantry, The Works of William Carleton, Volume Three
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
A poor old widow, who was distantly related to them, came upwards of
four miles with two or three score of eggs, together with a cock and
hen; the eggs for his own use, and the latter for breeding in Maynooth.
“Avourneen, Misther O'Shaughnessy,” said she, in broken English, “when
you ate out all the eggs, maybe you could get a sonsy little corner
about the collegian that you're goin' to larn to be a priest in, an'
put them both into it; “--pointing at the same time to the cock and
hen--“an' whishper,” she continued, in a low friendly voice, “if you
could get a weeshy wisp o' sthraw, an slip it undher your own bed, it
would make a nest for them, an' they'd lay an egg for your breakfast all
days in the year. But, achora, don't let them be widout a nest egg; an'
whishper--maybe you'd breed a clackin' out o' them, that you might
sell. Sure they'd help to buy duds of cloes for you; or you might make
presents of the crathurs to the blessed an' holy collegian himself.
Wouldn't it be good to have him an your side?--He'd help to make a
gintleman of you, any way. Faix, sure he does it for many, they say. An'
whishper--the breed, avourneen, is good; an' I'm not afeard to say that
there never was sich a chicken in the whole collegian, as the ould cock
himself. He's the darlin' all out, an' can crow so stoutly, that it
bates the world. Sure his comb's a beauty to look at, the darlin'; an'
only it's to yourself, an' in regard of the blessed place he's goin' to,
I wouldn't part wid him to nobody whatsomever, at all, good or bad.”
The most original gift of all was a purse, formed of a small bladder,
ingeniously covered with silk. It was given to him by his uncle, as a
remembrance of him, in the first place; and secondly, for a more special
purpose.
“This will sarve you, sir,” said his uncle, “an' I'll tell you how: if
you want to smuggle in a sup of good whiskey--as of coorse you will,
plase goodness--why this houlds exactly a pint, an' is the very thing
for it. The sorra one among them will ever think of searchin' your
purse, at least for whiskey. Put it in your pocket, Misther Dionmsis;
an' I'd take it as a great kindness if you'd write me a scrape or two of
the pen, mentionin' what a good parish 'ud be worth: you'll soon be able
to tell me, for I've some notion myself of puttin' Barny to Latin.”
Denis was perfectly aware of the honest warmth of heart with which these
simple tokens of esteem were presented to him; and young as he was,
his knowledge of their habits and prejudices prevented him from
disappointing them by a refusal. He consequently accepted everything
offered him, appropriated to himself whatever was suitable to his wants,
converted the remainder into pocket-money, and, of course, kept his
conscience void of offence toward them all: a state of Christian virtue
which his refusal of any one gift would have rendered difficult.
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