Golden Fleece: The American Adventures of a Fortune Hunting EarlPhillips, David Graham
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Golden Fleece: The American Adventures of a Fortune Hunting Earl
Phillips, David Graham
British -- United States -- Fiction
Mrs. Ridgie herself was waiting for them in a two-seated trap with a
pair of exceedingly restless thoroughbreds. Halfway to the house they
shied at an automobile and started to run. She got them under control
after a struggle, and glanced round at Frothingham for approval--he
looked calm and seemed unconscious that anything disturbing had
happened. “Ridgie told me not to take this pair out,” she said. “But
I make it a rule never to obey an order from him. In that way we get
on beautifully. He loves to give orders--and I never object. I love to
disobey orders--and he never objects.”
The Ridgie Stauntons lived in what seemed to Frothingham little more
than an exalted farmhouse, though it was regarded in that neighbourhood
as a sinful flaunting of luxury, the worst of Mrs. Ridgie’s many
sins of ostentation and extravagance. These were endured because she
was married to a Staunton, and because she was from New York, and
therefore could not be expected to know what was vulgar and what well
bred. But Frothingham was more comfortable than he had been since
the day before he left Lake-in-the-Wood. Mrs. Ridgie would live in
free-and-easy fashion--one could smoke through all the house; there
were drinks and plenty of good cigars and cigarettes available at all
times; and the talk was the unpretentious gossip and slang of fast sets
everywhere--intelligent people intelligently frivolous.
Frothingham thought Ridgie Staunton “a harmless sort, a bit loud and
noisy,” but well-meaning, and good enough except when he had his
occasional brief spasmodic fits of remembering his early training, and
feeling that his mode of life was all wrong. He was, in his wife’s
opinion, a perfect husband, except that he hung about so much.
“What do your English women do with their husbands, Lord Frothingham?”
she said. “It’s a horrible nuisance, having a man--a husband--round all
day long with nothing to do. I try to drive Ridgie out to work. But
he’s a lazy dog. He goes a few steps and then comes slinking back. I’m
opposed to a leisure class--of men.”
“And you said only yesterday,” complained Ridgie, “that Englishmen make
better lovers than Americans because they have leisure and the sense of
leisure, while Americans are forever looking at watches and clocks.”
“Did I? But that was yesterday,” retorted his wife. “Besides, I said
lovers--not husbands. Give me an English lover, but a hard-working,
stay-away-from-home American husband.”
“Do you wonder that I watch a wife who talks like that?” said Ridgie
cheerfully.
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