Golden Fleece: The American Adventures of a Fortune Hunting EarlPhillips, David Graham
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Golden Fleece: The American Adventures of a Fortune Hunting Earl
Phillips, David Graham
British -- United States -- Fiction
“Yarrow!” Miss Gillett’s eyes flashed scorn. “He’s a disgrace to New
England. We pride ourselves on having the culture of Emerson and the
other great men of our past. What would they think of us if they
could look in on us with our Yarrows and our Gonga Sahds and our Mrs.
Ramsays. All the sensible people in the country must be laughing at us.
Pardon me, Lord Frothingham--I’m very indignant at what I regard as
superstitions and impostors. It’s only my view.”
“Not at all, not at all,” said Frothingham with an uneasy glance at
Cecilia’s angry face. “I’m not one of those who wish all to believe
alike. What the devil should we do if we hadn’t each other’s opinions
to laugh at?”
“You’re such an ardent disciple,” continued Miss Gillett, “you ought
to go to Yarrow’s Mrs. Ramsay. She’ll put you in communication with
spirits, as many as you like, or rather as many as you care to pay for.
I think she gets ten a ghost--twenty for letters.”
The discussion was raging hotly round the table, all but two of the
men, and all but four of the women deriding astrology, palmistry,
Buddhism, spiritualism; and the respective devotees of these cults
deriding each the others. “Cut it out,” said Mrs. Ridgie finally.
“We’ll have ‘rough house’ here the first thing you know.”
Everyone laughed. They liked slang, and Mrs. Ridgie’s was the boldest
and quaintest. When the men and women were separated, “metaphysics”
was again attempted by both. But the men who did not believe summarily
laughed it down in the smoking room. “Those fads are all well enough
for the women,” said Kennefick. “They’ve got to do something to pass
the time, and they won’t do anything serious, or, if they do, they make
a joke of it. But our men, Lord Frothingham”--he was addressing himself
to the Earl, whose spiritualistic views he had not heard and did not
suspect--“are too busy for such nonsense.”
“That’s a libel on the woman,” said Thayer--his fad was a militant
socialism that had a kindly eye for a red flag. “It’s only women of the
so-called fashionable class who go in for such silliness. The great
mass of American women have something better to do.”
“That’s a libel on the women of the better class,” retorted Kennefick.
“Precious few of them are so silly.”
“If it isn’t that it’s something else equally idle,” said Thayer.
Except Frothingham he was the best dressed man in the room. “I’ve no
time for idlers.”
“Why don’t you give your money away and shoulder a pick?” asked
Kennefick teasingly.
“I’m not fit even to wield a pick”--Thayer was one of the ablest
lawyers in Massachusetts--“and I’d give my money away if I
could without doing more harm than good. There are two kinds of
parasites--the plutocrats and the paupers. I’m ‘agin’ ’em both. And, as
for spiritualism, I will admit that I don’t think we know enough about
mind or the relations of mind and matter to dogmatise as you fellows
have been doing.”
Kennefick winked at Frothingham as if saying: “Another proof that
Thayer’s a crank.”
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