Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiographyGraves, Robert
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Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiography
Graves, Robert
Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Graves, Robert, 1895-1985; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, British
That afternoon I repeated it all to the platoon and told them of
the inevitable success attending our assault. They seemed to believe
it. All except Sergeant Townsend. ‘Do you say, sir, that we have
three divisions and the Cavalry Corps behind us?’ he asked. ‘Yes,’ I
answered. ‘Well, excuse me, sir, I’m thinking it’s only those chaps on
the right that’ll get reinforcements. If we get half a platoon of Mons
Angels, that’s about all we will get.’ ‘Sergeant Townsend,’ I said,
‘you are a well-known pessimist. This is going to be a good show.’ The
next morning we were relieved by the Middlesex and marched back to
Béthune, where we dumped our spare kit at the Montmorency Barracks. The
battalion officers messed together in a big house near by. This billet
was claimed at the same time by the staff of a new-army division which
was to take part in the fighting next day. The argument was settled
in a friendly way by division and battalion messing together. It was,
someone pointed out, like a caricature of The Last Supper in duplicate.
In the middle of the long table sat the two pseudo-Christs, the
battalion colonel and the divisional general. Everybody was drinking a
lot; the subalterns were allowed whisky for a treat, and were getting
rowdy. They raised their glasses with: ‘Cheero, we will be messing
together to-morrow night in La Bassée.’ Only the company commanders
were looking worried. I remember C Company commander especially,
Captain A. L. Samson, biting his thumb and refusing to join in the
general excitement. I think it was Childe-Freeman of B company who said
that night: ‘The last time the regiment was in these parts it was under
decent generalship. Old Marlborough knew better than to attack the La
Bassée lines; he masked them and went round.’
The G.S.O. 1 of the new-army division, a staff-colonel, knew the
adjutant well. They had played polo together in India. I happened to
be sitting next to them. The G.S.O. 1 said to the adjutant, rather
drunkenly: ‘Charley, do you see that silly old woman over there? Calls
himself General Commanding. Doesn’t know where he is; doesn’t know
where his division is; can’t read a map properly. He’s marched the poor
sods off their feet and left his supplies behind, God knows where.
They’ve had to use their iron rations and what they could pick up in
the villages. And to-morrow he’s going to fight a battle. Doesn’t know
anything about battles; the men have never been in trenches before,
and to-morrow’s going to be a glorious balls-up, and the day after
to-morrow he’ll be sent home.’ Then he said, quite seriously: ‘Really,
Charley, it’s just like that, you mark my words.’
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