Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiographyGraves, Robert
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Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiography
Graves, Robert
Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Graves, Robert, 1895-1985; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, British
Two other Middlesex officers besides Choate were unwounded; their names
were Henry and Hill, second-lieutenants who had recently come with
commissions from, I think, the Artists’ Rifles; their welcome in the
Middlesex had been something like mine in the Royal Welch. They had
been lying out in shell-holes in the rain all day, sniping and being
sniped at. Henry, according to Hill, had dragged five wounded men into
his shell-hole and thrown up a sort of parapet with his hands and a
bowie-knife that he was carrying. Hill had his platoon sergeant with
him, screaming for hours with a stomach wound, begging for morphia; he
was dying, so Hill gave him five pellets. We always carried morphia
with us for emergencies like this. When Choate, Henrv and Hill arrived
back in the trenches with a few stragglers they reported at the
Middlesex headquarters. Hill told me the story. The colonel and the
adjutant were sitting down to a meat pie when he and Henry arrived.
Henry said: ‘Come to report, sir. Ourselves and about ninety men of
all companies. Mr. Choate is back, unwounded, too.’ They looked up
dully. The colonel said: ‘So you’ve come back, have you? Well, all the
rest are dead. I suppose Mr. Choate had better command what’s left of
A Company, the bombing officer will command what’s left of B (the
bombing officer had not gone over but remained with headquarters), Mr.
Henry goes to C Company, Mr. Hill to D. The Royal Welch are holding
the front line. We are here in support. Let me know where to find you
if I want you. Good night.’ There was no offer to have a piece of meat
pie or a drink of whisky, so they saluted and went miserably out.
They were called back by the adjutant. ‘Mr. Hill! Mr. Henry!’ ‘Sir?’
Hill said that he expected a change of mind as to the propriety with
which hospitality could be offered by a regular colonel and adjutant
to temporary second-lieutenants in distress. But it was only to say:
‘Mr. Hill, Mr. Henry, I saw some men in the trench just now with their
shoulder-straps unbuttoned and their equipment fastened anyhow. See
that this practice does not occur in future. That’s all.’ Henry heard
the colonel from his bunk complaining that he had only two blankets and
that it was a deucedly cold night. Choate arrived a few minutes later
and reported; the others had told him of their reception. After he had
saluted and reported that Major Swainson, who had been thought killed,
was wounded and on the way down to the dressing-station, he leaned over
the table, cut a large piece of meat pie and began eating it. This
caused such surprise that nothing further was said. He finished his
meat pie and drank a glass of whisky, saluted, and joined the others.
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