Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiographyGraves, Robert
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Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiography
Graves, Robert
Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Graves, Robert, 1895-1985; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, British
That winter George and Ruth Mallory invited Nancy and myself to go
climbing with them. But Nancy could not stand heights and was having
another baby; and, for myself, I realized that my climbing days were
over. My nerves were bad, though possibly still good enough for an
emergency, and beyond improvement. I was, however, drawn into one
foolhardy experience at this time. Nancy and I were visiting my parents
at Harlech. My two younger brothers were at the house. They played
golf and mixed with local society. One evening they arranged a four at
bridge with a young ex-airman and a Canadian colonel who was living
in a house on the plain between Harlech Castle and the sea. The elder
of my brothers got toothache; I said that I would take his place. The
younger, still at Charterhouse, demurred. He was rather ashamed of
me now as a non-golfer, a socialist, and not quite a gentleman.
And my bridge might discredit him. I insisted, because at that time
Canadian colonels interested me, and he made the best of it. I assured
him that I would try not to wound his feelings. The colonel was about
forty-five—tough, nervous, whisky-drinking, a killer. He was out of
sorts; he said that his missus was upstairs with a headache and could
not come down. We played three or four rubbers; I was playing steadily
and not disgracing my brother. The colonel was drinking, the airman
was competing. Finally the colonel said in a temper: ‘By God, this
is the rottenest bridge I’ve ever sat down to. Let’s go bathing!’
It was half-past ten and not warm for January, but we went bathing
and afterwards dried ourselves on pocket handkerchiefs. ‘We’ was the
colonel, myself and my brother. The airman excused himself. The bathe
put the colonel in better humour. ‘Let’s go up to the village now and
raid the concert. Let’s pull some of the girls out and have a bit of
fun.’ The airman gigglingly agreed. My brother seemed embarrassed. The
colonel said: ‘And you, you bloody poet, are you on?’ I said angrily:
‘Not yet. You’ve had your treat, colonel. I went bathing with you and
it was cold. Now it’s my treat. I’m going to take you climbing and make
you warm. I want to see whether you Canucks are all B.S. or not.’ That
diverted him.
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