Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiographyGraves, Robert
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Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiography
Graves, Robert
Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Graves, Robert, 1895-1985; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, British
The gross weekly takings were now £60 a week and Nancy, though she had
given up her drawing, still had the house and children to consider.
We had no car, and constant emergency bicycle-rides had to be made to
Oxford to get new stock from the wholesalers; we made a point of always
being able to supply whatever was asked for. We engaged a shop-boy to
call for orders, but the work was still too heavy. Mrs. Howard went out
of partnership and Nancy and I found great difficulty in understanding
her accounts. I was fairly good at conventional book-keeping; the
keeping of company accounts had been part of my lecture-syllabus when I
was instructing cadets. But that did not help me with these, which were
on a novel system.
The shop business finally ousted everything, not only Nancy’s painting,
but my writing, my university work, and Nancy’s proper supervision of
the house and children. We had the custom of every resident of Boar’s
Hill but two or three. One of those whom we courted unsuccessfully was
Mrs. Masefield. The proximity of the shop to her house did not please
her. And her housekeeper, she said, preferred to deal with a provision
merchant in Oxford and she could not override this arrangement.
However, to show that there was no ill-feeling, she used to come once
a week to the shop and buy a tin of Vim and a packet of Lux, for which
she paid money down from a cash-box which she carried with her. The
moral problems of trade interested me. Nancy and I both found that
it was very difficult at this time of fluctuating prices to be really
honest; we could not resist the temptation of undercharging the poor
villagers of Wootton, who were frequent customers, and recovering our
money from the richer residents. Playing at Robin Hood came easily to
me. Nobody ever caught us out; it was as easy as shelling peas, the
shop-boy said, who also took his turn behind the counter. We found that
most people bought tea by price and not by quality. If we happened to
be out of the tea selling at ninepence a quarter which Mrs. So-and-so
always bought, refusing the eightpenny tea, and Mrs. So-and-so asked
for it in a hurry, the only thing to do was to make up a pound of the
sevenpenny, which was the same colour as the ninepenny, and charge it
at ninepence; the difference would not be noticed. We were sorry for
the commercial travellers who came sweating up the hill with their
heavy bags of samples, usually on foot, and had to be sent away without
any orders. They would pitch a hard-luck tale and often we would relent
and get in more stock than we needed. In gratitude they would tell us
some of the tricks of the trade, advising us, for instance, never to
cut cheese or bacon exactly to weight, but to make it an ounce or two
more and overcharge for this extra piece. ‘There’s few can do the sum
before you take the stuff off the scales and there’s fewer still who
will take the trouble to weigh up again when they get back home.’
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