Good men and true, and Hit the line hardRhodes, Eugene Manlove
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Good men and true, and Hit the line hard
Rhodes, Eugene Manlove
Cowboys -- Fiction; Frontier and pioneer life -- Fiction; New Mexico -- Fiction; Western stories
“Booze Arts, Harvard,” said Ducky. “Not graduated yet.”
“Man staying here in the Windsor with you--was staying here, gone
now--used a lot of words I don’t quite savvy.” Neighbor leaned forward,
blinking earnestly. “What is the precise distinction between a mutt, a
simp, a gink and a boob? And what did he mean by saying all the time,
‘I should worry!’?”
Ducky placed the tips of his fingers accurately together, and held his
head on one side, birdwise, pursing his lips precisely.
“The phrase I should worry is derived from the Hebrew verb to bibble,
meaning to worry--I should bibble; you should bibble; he or she should
bibble. Plural: we should bibble; ye should bibble; they should bibble.
“Mutt, simp, gink and boob are scientific terms employed rather
indiscriminately by philosophers of an idealistic tendency. Broadly
speaking, the words denote one whose speech, manner, education, habits
or clothes differ in any respect from your own; categorically, a
thinker whose opinions and ideals do not correspond in every particular
with your own. Exactly equivalent terms are--in religion, heretic or
infidel; in politics, demagogue, blatherskite!”
“Thank you,” said Neighbor humbly. “Myself, I understood him to mean
almost the same thing as a sucker; because this fellow--it was the K.
C. Kid, that sat on your left--he spoke of you and me being mutts and
simps, and all them things; and at the same time he said we’d been
swindled, cheated or skinned in that little poker game.”
Ducky made a passionate comment.
“That alley-goat could sure stack the cards. He showed me that,” said
Neighbor, and related the painful story of the K. C. Kid’s flitting.
“We are the victims of the highly accomplished fact,” said Roger. “We
can’t very well squeal; but can they do this to us with the well-known
impunity?”
“No,” said Neighbor; “they cannot. I’ll make a note of it. We’ll not
squeal and we’ll not cheat; but we’ll give ’em their come-uppances
someway. I do not, as a general thing, hold myself up for the
admiration of the good and wise; but I must say that I’ve always got
what I went after if I wanted it hard enough.”
“‘Don’t flinch; don’t foul; hit the line hard!’” said Roger. The words
snapped like a lash.
“Who said that? He did? Good for him once! And I want this, hard. When
I get my auger in I’ll give it another twist for you, Mr. Ducky, in
case you are not here. You haven’t lost much anyhow. That’s funny too!
Huh! Our tinhorn friend noticed that. Seems like they didn’t want to
rob you; and yet your wool was enough sight longer’n mine. I don’t get
the idea. I like to understand things as I go along.”
“I won away quite a wad, all right; but you might say I wasn’t a
loser at all compared to what I was two or three nights ago. I was
certain-lee in bad!” Ducky performed a hospitable rite. “Well, we’ll
have to give up poker at Beck’s. Here’s how!”
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