Good men and true, and Hit the line hardRhodes, Eugene Manlove
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Good men and true, and Hit the line hard
Rhodes, Eugene Manlove
Cowboys -- Fiction; Frontier and pioneer life -- Fiction; New Mexico -- Fiction; Western stories
“Yah!” said Ducky, grinning. “A pish and three long tushes! You big
stiff! I thought you were going to tell me money, money, who’s got the
money? and where Uncle Roger plucked it in the first place. Little
Ducky, he sticks to his first guess--mines--and counterfeiting, for
place.”
“Where he got it? Where---- My poor, poor boy!” said Neighbor. “My poor
misguided lamb, I wasn’t studying on who’s got your uncle’s money; I
was figuring on a harder thing--and that’s how you and me are going to
get it. I know where your uncle’s money is. I know it was really cash
money, too, and not property. And I know how he got it!”
Ducky stared.
“Business of gasp!” he said. “Demonstrate! Produce!”
“Wait a minute!” said Neighbor, holding up a warning hand. “How do you
bate your breath? If you know, do it!”
“She’s bated. Break it to me!”
“I’ll tell you first and give you the reasons afterward; it makes the
reasons sound so much more reasonable, that way.”
“‘You may fire when ready, Gridley!’”
“Hist!” said Neighbor, weird, shaky and spook-eyed. “Listen to the evil
old man of Haunted Hill! Your uncle was the Man Higher Up! He made
his money backing gambling hells! U-r-r-r-r-h! The men who have now
got that money-money are Beck, Baca, Scanlon, Quinliven and Bennett!
And the men who are now going to get that money-money--open another
bottle, Ducky--are Roger Olcott Drake, Second--Present!--and Neighbor
Jones--Present! But how? How? How?”
Chapter V
Roger Drake caught his breath.
“Sir, do you inhale it or do you use a needle? Can you prove any of
that?”
“Prove it!” returned Neighbor indignantly. “I don’t have to prove it--I
know it. It’s just gemimini-mentally got to be that way. There ain’t no
proofs--the kind to convince a jury of peers; but there’s no other way
to account for what’s happened, and, if you’re not a natural-born peer,
I can show you.”
“Among the many beauties that add luster to my character are an
aptitude to be shown and a simple willingness to try anything--once. Go
to it, old summit! Wise me up!”
“Ver-ree well! Let us examine the simple and jolly facts--well-known,
but not to you. Tavy Baca is abso-lute-ly the Big Noise in Saragossa
County--accent on loot. Nominations and appointments f. o. b. for cash
with order. Special terms for convictions and acquittals. Try our
land-office decisions. Small graft of all kinds. Corpses to order in
neat hardwood boxes. Very Roycrofty. See us before trying elsewhere.
“Laying all juries aside, he’s a smart lawyer--Baca. He might be
immensely wealthy, but every Mexican within a radius, when he’s sick,
lazy or in trouble, makes a beeline for Baca and comes away with a
jingle in his pocket. It’s like packin’ water in a sieve.
“Gambling, as perhaps you know, is completely stamped out in New Mexico
since she joined the glorious sisterhood. Baca would be getting a juicy
rake-off from Beck’s game. Or, since Baca was your uncle’s lawyer,
uncle made the necessary arrangements himself, likely.”
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