Good men and true, and Hit the line hardRhodes, Eugene Manlove
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Good men and true, and Hit the line hard
Rhodes, Eugene Manlove
Cowboys -- Fiction; Frontier and pioneer life -- Fiction; New Mexico -- Fiction; Western stories
“Quinliven is involved bad and big and sure. He offered to take your
cattle for the full number on the tally book. No cowman would do
that. The calves on that tally are sold, lost, strayed, stolen, eaten,
skinned, and gone with the wild bunch. Quinnie, he wanted to get little
Ducky out of the country.
“That shooting scrape was all fake; so you wouldn’t suspect him and
Banker Bennett of standin’ in. Real sincere people don’t empty their
guns and not hit anybody--it ain’t respectable. But Bennett he intended
to make that water hole the explanation of your bein’ found dead and
promiscuous. That’s what he proposed to me.”
“Oh, goils, pinch me!”
“Baca is involved by being your uncle’s lawyer, and yet not knowing how
your uncle extracted that nice little income from Saragossa County; and
by being your lawyer and not finding out. And old Beck and Scanlon are
involved by their conscientious scruples in not wanting the last rag
off your back.”
Ducky remonstrated.
“Hi! You put that last in to make it easy--like the Englishman who
always added ‘and barks like a dog’ to all his riddles, to make ’em
harder. You’re throwing the long arm of coincidence out of socket. It
won’t wash, my Angular-Saxon friend! You’re a good old superdreadnought
and the best hand at a standing high guess I’ve ever seen--but we can’t
go to court waving any wild, wet tale like that.”
“Court? Oh, Jemima! Who said court? Let Tavy Baca pick the jury and
you couldn’t convict one of that push on his own written confession.
The right hunch is goin’ to be the best evidence, where we settle this
case--and that’s out of court.”
“Do you mean to use force?”
“Thank you, I shouldn’t wish any pie. Why, Ducky dear, some of that
outfit would lock horns with Julius K. Cæsar if he looked ogle-eyed at
’em. Tavy Baca especially is a cold proposition--the worst west of a
given point. Only one skunk in the firm. That’s Bennett. No, sir; if
you want to touch that tainted money----”
“I do. Let me leave no chance for misapprehension. I want to roll in
it! I want to puddle my paddies in it!”
“Then you’ve got to guess quick and guess right and guess hard; you’ve
got to mean what you think, and dig in your toes when you pray! To
handle this contract you have got to have the hunch, the punch, the pep
and the wallop!”
“But, even if you’re right----”
“If you say that again I’ll quit you!” declared Jones indignantly.
“Don’t say dem crool woids to me!” begged Ducky. “You’re horribly
right----but where are you going to begin? It’s like climbing a glass
wall.”
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