Gossip in the First Decade of Victoria's ReignAshton, John
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Gossip in the First Decade of Victoria's Reign
Ashton, John
Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 19th century
(Copy 3.) “Lady Seymour presents her compliments to Lady Shuckburgh,
and begs she will order her housekeeper, Mrs. Pouch, to send the
girl’s character without delay; otherwise, another young woman will
be sought for elsewhere, as Lady Seymour’s children cannot remain
without their dinners, because Lady Shuckburgh, keeping ‘a proffessed
cook and a housekeeper,’ thinks a knowledge of the details of her
establishment beneath her notice. Lady Seymour understood from
Stedman that, in addition to her other talents, she was actually
capable of dressing food for the little Shuckburghs to partake of,
when hungry.”
[To this note was appended a clever pen-and-ink vignette, by the Queen of
Beauty, representing the three little Shuckburghs, with large,
turnip-looking heads and cauliflower wigs, sitting at a round table, and
voraciously scrambling for mutton chops, dressed by Mary Stedman, who is
seen looking on with supreme satisfaction, while Lady Shuckburgh appears
in the distance, in evident dismay.]
(Copy 4.) “MADAM,—Lady Shuckburgh has directed me to acquaint you
that she declines answering your note, the vulgarity of which is
beneath contempt; and, although it may be the characteristic of the
Sheridans to be vulgar, coarse and witty, it is not that of ‘a lady,’
unless she happens to be born in a garret and bred in a kitchen.
Mary Stedman informs me that your Ladyship does not keep either a
cook, or a housekeeper, and that you only require a girl who can cook
a mutton chop. If so, I apprehend that Mary Stedman, or any other
scullion, will be found fully equal to cook for, or manage the
establishment of, the Queen of Beauty.
“I am, your Ladyship’s etc.—ELIZABETH COUCH (not Pouch.)”
Even in those days, Newspapers were somewhat given to vaunt themselves as
to their circulation, but they had no need to call in the aid of the
chartered accountant, as they could get their facts from the number of
stamps supplied—the stamp then being of the value of three halfpence per
newspaper, an impost which was not removed until 15 June, 1855, by the
Act 18 and 19 Vict., c. 27. The _Times_ of 5 Aug., 1839, gives us
“A return of the number of Newspaper Stamps issued to the several
Newspapers in London, from 1 Ap. to 29 June, 1839, inclusive;
specifying each Newspaper by name, and the number of Stamps issued
each month during that period to each Newspaper.”
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