Graham's Magazine, Vol. XIX, No. 5, November 1841Various
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Graham's Magazine, Vol. XIX, No. 5, November 1841
Various
Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
It ever remained a doubt in the village, what was the exact age of the
major. Many were of an opinion that sixty winters had frosted his brow.
Others again asserted that he did not number, by a score, as many years
as his bride. These latter, however, were the ladies.
Thursday arrived—and, after a weary watching from many a beaming eye,
the sun at length disappeared behind the distant mountains, and twilight
gently threw over the glowing sky its mantle of sombre gray. Lights
flitted to and fro through the houses; an unusual bustle hummed through
the quiet streets; the horses, disturbed after a day of labor, to be
brought forth and harnessed to whatever vehicle their masters could
boast of possessing, hung down their weary heads, with slow and measured
steps patiently submitting to the yoke of bondage.
The sudden glare of lights, that streamed through the casements of the
white cottage over the gravel walks, announced that preparations had
ceased, and that visitors were momentarily expected.
There was the bride, her tall gaunt figure arrayed in white, flitting
from room to room, not knowing where to station herself to make the best
impression, and inwardly chafing at the perfume of tobacco that met her
olfactory nerves, and the loss of her reticule, wherein were the keys of
sundry closets and so forth, when the door opened and Mr., Mrs., and the
four Misses Potts, with Miss Clapper, beheld the bride upon knees and
hands, looking under an immense old-fashioned settee for her lost
treasure.
Mrs. Micalf looked up, sprang to her feet, uttered a faint scream, and
for a moment hid her face—then yielded her cheek to the salutations of
the six ladies, and with much coyness permitted Mr. Potts to touch the
tip of her ear.
“Well, I declare, I think you served us a pretty trick, Mrs. Micalf—a
lady of your years to make a moonlight flitting—oh, fie!” cried Miss
Clapper, in a querulous voice.
“Oh, spare me, dear friends; I feel the full force of the imprudence of
the step. But be this my excuse, ‘I’ve scanned the actions of his daily
life,’ and flatter myself I have secured happiness.”
“And Mr. Micalf to steal away so—he who hates walking so. Why, I
thought it would almost have killed him to walk so far.”
“You are right, old lady,” cried the groom, who had entered unperceived,
and slapping Miss Clapper upon the shoulder; “I can’t believe it yet; I
haven’t drawn a long breath since—wheugh!—But Die would not be married
any other way, though I told her we were making a couple of old fools of
ourselves—wheugh—u—u—Never mind, Die, don’t be cast down at being
called old—we all know you were young once! ha, ha! wheugh—u! Come,
Potts, let’s go and drink good luck to midnight walks.”
“Mr. Micalf is so boisterous when he is in good spirits, and he does so
love to plague me!” cried the bride, the quivering of her nostrils and
upper lip expressing the workings of the inward passions.
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