Graham's Magazine, Vol. XL, No. 2, February 1852Various
General
Graham's Magazine, Vol. XL, No. 2, February 1852
Various
Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
Scott, last year, having announced a sheet “as big as all out doors”—if
we except one from a Dutch barn in Berks—was accused of endeavoring to
pull down the whole literary temple, like another Sampson—of proceeding
at a gait that would not pay, and of throwing dust in people’s eyes, who
were expected to go it blind. The charge was a plain one—being
delivered by people who use the plain language—the inclined plane—and
Scott, who having lived “in Alexander’s time,” had opportunities to
observe that people who play with “edged tools,” however expert, are apt
to suffer from such familiarity with such hardware—determined, like a
true Caledonian as he is, to make somebody smart for it, and to
“Meet the devil an’ Dundee.”
So, never minding the expense, but paying his price like a man, he
rushed into the fray, shouting his war cry:
“Cock up your beaver,
And cock it fu’ sprush,
We’ll over the border
And gie them a brush;
There’s something there
We’ll teach better behavior—
Hey, brave Johnnie lad,
Cock up your beaver.”
The foe, who in all his life was no “devil,” soon found his head in
chancery, and “suffered some”—as “the Fancy” say—realizing, too, the
proverb, “that listeners hear no good of themselves” in the freedom of
debate of a legal set-to.
Having witnessed the fight, and delivered a few hints in this game of
cross-purposes, we are testimony. In fact, we are rather more driven to
test other people’s money, now, than to handle our own. The battle was
not drawn—but a check for $500 was—to put a check upon future
proceedings out of the pale of equity—and Scott was conqueror!
“So said—so done—he made no more remark,
Nor waited for replies;
But marched off with his prize—
Leaving the vanquished merchants in the dark.”
Most men would have reposed upon their laurels, and considered the glory
sufficient, but the redoubted cotemporary of Alexander now “carries the
war into Africa,” and in abounding greatness—“very like a whale”—“_a
Leviathan_” great, he comes forth a terror to see.
There is nothing like Scott in the museum—indeed, he is a museum in
himself and a whole circulating-library in the bargain. He counts more
feet of paper than any poet could measure in a month, and threatens to
stop the supply of all small dealers. The rumor that Scott has
_purchased_ a paper-mill, is, we are assured, “an invention of the
enemy”—having been successful in one mill, he turns his thoughts to the
million, and _feels_ a good deal like Park Benjamin, when he exclaims,
“The whole boundless continent is ours!”
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