Graham's Magazine, Vol. XLI, No. 2, August 1852Various
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Graham's Magazine, Vol. XLI, No. 2, August 1852
Various
Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
“Now that’s mighty quare to me—she is the landlady’s prime
minister—her name is Mrs. Blounet. Then there are the two Miss
Hunters—Miss Cressy and Miss Mary Jane. Miss Cressy is a fine stately
woman—all bone—and high-learned, and has spoken more than once on
‘Man, the oppressor;’ but, though Miss Mary Jane dresses bloomer, she
does not abuse her fellow-creatures as badly as Miss Cressy. She is five
years younger, and very good-looking—by candle-light. To be sure it is
wonderful how the tongues of the three go against mankind, when they’re
all together, and the landlady making one little lament after another,
how that her husband does this, and doesn’t do that; and this often
makes me think of what I heard of often, from one we both loved—you
will remember _who it was_ when I tell you the advice. ‘If you would
lead a happy life, never tell your husband’s faults to any ear but his
own; a woman who makes her husband’s failings a subject for
conversation, is unworthy his respect or his affection.’ And, if you
mind, aunty, the same woman—the heavens be her bed!—used to say, we
had two ears and but one tongue: a sign that we should not say all we
hear. Anyhow, it would bother the saints to hear the talk of them—Mrs.
Blounet hitting ever so hard at Miss Cressy and Miss Mary Jane for being
old maids; and, Miss Cressy especially, turning upon Mrs. Blounet for
having two husbands—not at a time, though. It was wonderful the talk
they used to have, and the suppers; and then Miss Cressy disappeared in
the evenings, and poor Mr. Creed—that’s the landlady’s
husband—declared she served at a confectioner’s of an evening _in the
dress_; and my mistress said that sort of thing would crush ‘the
movement altogether;’ as if the dress was thought to be ever so healthy
and convenient, its going into that class as a show, and a vulgar
attraction, would prevent its ever being recognized as respectable in
England. Then Mrs. Blounet took stronger than ever to lecturing in pink
trousers—she weighs thirteen stone—and a gray ‘tunic,’ she calls it;
but it is just a short petticoat pleated full. Oh! so short.
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