Graham's Magazine, Vol. XLI, No. 5, November 1852Various
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Graham's Magazine, Vol. XLI, No. 5, November 1852
Various
Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
On turning a corner near Grandison-place, the ears of the bridal-party,
but more especially those of the bride’s papa, were appalled at hearing
several rounds of cheering, or rather a succession of those nondescript
roars with which the boy-population is given to express either
dissatisfaction or amusement. In this case it was an amused roar; and
nervously thrusting his head out of the carriage-window, Mr. Lee
perceived with horror that it was emitted by a knot of youths of from
twelve to sixteen, and that it seemed to result from observation of what
was going on in the kitchen of his own residence. Fact was, that Horace
was performing to a company which, originally consisting only of the
green-grocer’s boy and the boy of the butcher, had increased in numbers
and enthusiasm beyond his expectations. Standing on a chair by the
window, innocent of the near approach of his master, he was passing
before the eyes of the delighted assembly all the various items of the
wedding-feast; while, still more to the popular delight, poor Mrs. Finch
danced frantically round him, endeavoring, in fits of indignant or
beseeching eloquence, to arouse the foot-page to a clearer sense of
decorum. “These, gen’lemen,” persevered he, elevating several in a line
with his head, “is the weddin’ taters as that gen’leman in the blue
apern was just kind enough to bring us--kidney uns--biles like balls o’
flour. And this here,” dropping the roots and catching up a pasty, “is
the weddin’ goosbry pie, and a werry stunnin’ pie it is, too;” smelling
it, he expressed his further opinion in his countenance. Mrs. Finch, far
gone in the depths of despairing resignation, passively received the
tart from the hands of Horace, enabling him to proceed without delay to
the exhibition of fish, flesh and fowl, in like manner and with similar
comments; until, having exhausted even all the table appurtenances, the
cost of which he appeared to be cognizant of, he concluded the
exposition with the bellows; which he averred the governor and himself
were going to kneel to alternately as long as any thing remained
uncooked. It was while an appreciative public were demanding a
rehearsal--rather to the alarm of Horace, whose original intention had
merely been to display to the two friends above designated the good
things he fondly hoped to have a share of “pitching into”--that the
noise of wheels came rolling down the road. Dismounting from the chair,
Horace retreated rapidly into his den, and solemnly recommenced
polishing a tea-urn, leaving the miserable Lee, whose respectability
fluttered in rags about him as he did so, to disperse his friends. This,
with the help of one of the dearest fellows in the world, who, having a
large pair of whiskers, liked to exhibit them in situations of peril and
command, was accomplished with greater success than might have been
expected; though it was emphatically required of the gentleman in
whiskers that he should “get out of that hat,” meaning the glossy
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