Graham's Magazine, Vol. XLI, No. 5, November 1852Various
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Graham's Magazine, Vol. XLI, No. 5, November 1852
Various
Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
We have sought it in heaven, (an instance is meant,) but with equal
propriety and success we might seek it in--matrimony. For what but a
sugared fallacy is that Honeymoon so universally accepted as consequent
on every marriage--as being a mingling of the sweetness of Hybla with
all the soft suffusion of love which lapped Endymion on the hill of
Latmos, to be enjoyed in all cases and without limit during the space of
one calendar month--for twenty-eight days at least; except in leap-year.
At which time, even February days are twenty-nine. A fond conceit! It is
wrong to argue everyday life from the privileges of the aristocracy; and
only in connection with marriages strictly of convenience does the
honeymoon roll through its successive phases with propriety, going out
as the monthly bills come in. Careful computation of the laws of
accident prove the full average honeymoon to subsist about four days and
a half, except in cases where youth, fortune, and fine weather combine
with affection, when the average may possibly be doubled. So that wife
Sybilla ought to have been much more content than in fact she was, that
her matrimonial orb waned not before the expiration of a week;
considering that though they were rich enough in youth, they possessed
neither fortune nor particularly fine weather. It was, however, this
very consideration of lack of fortune, in the sense of money, that
caused Sybilla first to descend from out the luxuriant solitudes of love
in which, hand in hand, they had sauntered all the week, bringing her
husband quickly after her. The initiatory cause of the declension was a
nightcap; for after a protracted evening sitting at an open window,
Sybilla woke the next morning to find, not the locks of Hyperion
straying over the pillow beside her, as before, but a tall, tasseled,
miserable white cap, which, encroaching over Godwin’s eyes, elongated
his cheeks and exaggerated his nose to a most unhandsome degree. The
unconscious sleeper, experiencing symptoms of cold in the head the night
before, had ventured, in the dark, to assume that wretchedest of all
habiliments, the male nightcap.
When the blossom is ripest, the softest breath may waft it from the
bough; in the nodding of that green tassel moved a cruel blast
sufficient to scatter the full-blown poetry of any week-grown honeymoon.
Accordingly, before breakfast was fairly over, Sybilla remembered that
very little business had occurred to interrupt their happiness--before
dinner, that Mr. Godwin had paid several bills with undisguisable
uneasiness; and, as the result of such souvenirs, not only she but
Godwin also sat down at supper that night to a diluted cup,
broken-winged and very near the earth. Every day nearer and nearer the
earth, for things did not take a turn, but grew worse; and though they
had the certainty of aunt’s legacy before them, Godwin soon began to
fear almost as much as his wife that if, according to the doggrel of
Keats,
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