Graham's Magazine, Vol. XLI, No. 5, November 1852Various
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Graham's Magazine, Vol. XLI, No. 5, November 1852
Various
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some particular class are fed, and all that; and I believe some of the
country gentry say they ought to nominate the master and mistress; but
the Honorable Mrs. James has persuaded the Honorable Mr. Francis that
the Cranleys should do it; and the people in the little town said it was
neither the gentry, nor the Cranley family, but that every householder
had a vote! and that one man’s vote was as good as another’s! and had
_that_ printed in the country paper.” And then the lawyers smelt it out,
and gathered like crows in a corn-field, trying to strike war between
neighbours--which is their custom--and, indeed, poor things, their
bread, which must be very uncomfortable food for them, if they have any
consciences--which I never heard tell they had; and there seemed but
little doubt, if the Cranleys stood to their rights, there would be a
lawsuit, and no election till that was over. This drove the Honorable
Mrs. James mad: she said if once it got into law, none of them could
ever expect to live to see an election at all; and, as I understood,
settled it so that each named a candidate, and canvassed for votes. The
Honorable Mrs. James wanted to get in one _Mr._ and _Mrs. Bradshaw_ (I
wonder had they any call to _the book_); and they were decent
people--bred, born, and reared in the Cranley family--and to be sure,
Mrs. James beat Bannagher at canvassing! She was hand and glove with
every one that had the least call in life to a vote; she kissed every
child in the village; she promised every thing that everybody wanted;
she promised Mr. Skeggs his eyesight, and an ould Mrs. Bland the use of
her limbs; she danced in a hay-field, and sang Italian songs to those
who never heard a word of the language before. Dear! Oh, dear! I could
not help thinking how she was wasting her vitals--doing no real good for
man or beast! Oh, if my poor mistress had but half her strength, what a
woman she would be! And it was sore to see the downright black lies and
falsities they all told of each other. There was some grand point of
dispute about the weight of a loaf: at one time, one party had held with
a mistress of the Cranley charity, that so much bread was enough for
each child; and the other set said; “No; so much.” This was a grand
quarrel. But those who would have voted for the small bread gave in, and
owed they were wrong, and agreed to the large weight; but this made no
differ, the others cried against them all the same, and paraded the
country with a lump of bread pinched in, to make it look less, and
decked it out on the top of its pole with black ribbands, and called it
“The Cranley Hurst Starvation Loaf for Poor Children.” Well, I was
fairly bothered amongst them; and every time the Honorable Mrs. James
came across me--full or fasting, in public or in private--she would make
me go over my Irish, and smile, and say--turning to ladies or gentlemen,
no matter which, until I was shamed out of my very life--“Now, is not
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