Graham's Magazine, Vol. XLI, No. 5, November 1852Various
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Graham's Magazine, Vol. XLI, No. 5, November 1852
Various
Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
To show the perfect identity of the persons Henry Masters and Charles
Astor Bristed, we shall proceed to quote two or three passages, which
are, by the way, singularly good specimens both of the style of the
book, with its flippancy and smartness, its insolence and egotism, its
blended capability of amusing and disgusting--the revolting effect it
must have on every high judgment and right thinking mind, and the power
of entertaining the fashionable mob, who delight in scandalizing and
abusing their dearest friends, and the vulgar mob, who are always dying
to hear something about the fashionables, be it right or wrong.
* * * * *
_Mr. Charles Astor Bristed’s money concerns with ex-Lieutenant Law of
the British army!_
“At that moment Clara appeared, in a dressing-gown also; but hers was a
tricolor pattern, lined with blue silk.
“‘A very handsome young couple, certainly,’ thought the Englishman, ‘but
how theatrically got up? I wonder if they always go about in the country
dressed this way!’ And he thought of the sensation, the _mouvemens
divers_ that such a costume would excite among the guests of the
paternal mansion at Alderstave.
“Masters, with a rapid alteration of style and manner, and a vast
elaboration of politeness, introduced his wife and guest. Ashburner
fidgeted a little, and looked as if he did not exactly know what to do
with his arms and legs. Mrs. Masters was as completely at her ease as if
she had known him all her life, and, by way of putting him at his ease
too, began to abuse England and the English to him, and retail the old
grievance of her husband’s plunder by Ensign Lawless, and the
ungentlemanly behavior of Lawless père on the occasion, and the
voluminous correspondence that took place between him and Harry, which
the _Blunder and Bluster_ afterward published in full, under the heading
‘American Hospitality and English Repudiation,’ in extra caps; and so
she went on to the intense mystification of Ashburner, who couldn’t
precisely make out whether she was in jest or earnest, till Masters came
to the rescue.”
* * * * *
_Mr. Charles Astor Bristed’s purchase of the negro, and his opinion of
Southern gentlemen in general. Of which said Southern gentlemen will
doubtless die broken-hearted!_
“‘I got these a bargain for 800 dollars from a friend,’ quoth Masters,
anent his horses, ‘who was just married and going abroad. Probably a
jockey would have charged me four figures for them. That was a year ago
last month. I had twenty-six hundred then to spend in luxuries, and
invested it in three nearly equal portions. It may amuse to know now.
These horses I bought for myself, as I said, for 800 dollars; a grand
Pleyel for Mrs. Masters for 900 dollars; and a man for myself for the
same sum.’
“‘_A man?_’
“‘Yes, a coachman. You look mystified. Come, now, candidly, is New York
a slave State? Do you know, or what do you think?’
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