Graham's Magazine, Vol. XX, No. 4, April 1842Various
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Graham's Magazine, Vol. XX, No. 4, April 1842
Various
Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
“Gentlemen, we must pursue the guilty fugitives,” said the squire. “What
direction did they take, landlord? No equivocation, sir. The law will
bear us out in adopting the most rigorous measures. Where are they?”
“Bless me, they are cosily seated at dinner in my little back parlor. I
wouldn’t interrupt them now. It may make them mad.”
“Landlord! Lead us to them at once—at once, I say,” exclaimed Fuzz,
turning very red about the gills.
“Well, squire, don’t talk so loud. I will show you the way, but mind
that I say I shouldn’t wonder if they resented it.”
Buzz led the way through a long entry to a door, which he pointed out to
the squire as communicating with the apartment where the “young
gentlemen” were assembled. It needed not his words to convince Fuzz and
his two remaining companions of this fact. A noise of uproarious mirth,
mingled with the jingling of glasses, the clash of plates and the
stamping of feet, plainly foretold the state of things within. Fuzz
buttoned his coat, and tried to look undismayed.
“Now, gentlemen,” said he, “stand by me. Don’t flinch.”
He made a bold step forward, but as his palm approached the door-handle,
an explosion of laughter, loud and long, made him recoil like a man who
has barely saved himself from falling over a precipice. He looked at his
associates, puffed out his cheeks, and seemed to be gathering energy for
a renewed essay. Again he stopped suddenly, and assuming a look of
unwonted sagacity, remarked that it was best to proceed gently and
craftily about the business. Then motioning the bystanders to keep
silence, he cautiously turned the handle of the door, and, opening it an
inch or two, stealthily looked in upon the convivial party. It consisted
of four nice young men. They were seated at a round table, which was
plentifully covered with bottles, decanters, glasses, and the remains of
a dessert. Two of the party were strangers to Fuzz, but the other two
were, marvellous to behold, no other than Fobb and Snobb, not seamed
with ghastly wounds, but quaffing champagne and clapping each other on
the back with the affectionate familiarity of old friends.
At this spectacle, Fuzz was no less amazed than he would have been, had
he seen one of the editors trussed, spitted and “done to a turn,” served
up in a big dish on the table, while the other was flourishing his knife
with the savory anticipation of making a meal of him. Cautiously
shutting the door, Fuzz communicated the astounding fact to his brethren
of the committee, and then reopening the door so that they might hear
without seeing or being seen, they listened “with all their ears.”
“Yes, gentlemen,” said the voice of Fobb in tones of mock solemnity,
“you behold in that abandoned individual, my unworthy brother Zeke
Peabody, otherwise known as Simon Snobb—you behold in him, I repeat,
the ruthless, unhung murderer of the unfortunate Amanda W——.”
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