Graham's Magazine, Vol. XXX, No. 6, June 1847Various
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Graham's Magazine, Vol. XXX, No. 6, June 1847
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Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
My companions were a young girl, a free and generous-hearted sailor, two
ordinary, every-day travelers, and a pale, and to all appearances, an
intellectual youth. I make it a rule, when thrown into the company of
strangers, if but for an hour, to make that hour, by conversation, pass
as pleasantly as possible; and as I was likely to remain with my present
companions for some hours, I determined to draw them into a familiar
discourse. Our sailor was a character such as Dibden loved to
draw—light-hearted and careless to a fault. At each place, while the
horses were being changed, he would dismount, and insist upon treating
every one around, spending his hard-earned cash without a thought for
to-morrow. He kept us in a roar of laughter for some hours, by the
strange tales he told. One, I remember, but it was so interlarded with
technical terms, which he explained at the time, that I fear it will
lose half its gist by their omission, and the substitution of my
shore-going phraseology.
“We were cruising off the Bermudas,” said he, “in the summer of 179-.
And a blazing summer it was—so hot, that all the sugar on board was
turned into hard bake, and the purser’s skin was so dried, that he kept
his tally on his face for the rest of the voyage; to say nothing of the
captain’s dog, Toby, who was sitting on deck one day, when the pitch in
the seams melting, he was held so fast by the stern, that he was unable
to cut and run, and was in consequence exposed to the heat of the
varticle sun, whereby he caught what the parley-voos call a ‘coop do
sol’s heel,’ which, I suppose, means a ‘kick from the sun’s heel.’
Howsomever, that’s as may be. Well, as I said before, we were sailing
with a fine steady breeze, at the rate of eight knots an hour, when, all
of a sudden, we felt ourselves brought up, as it were, with a round
turn. All hands immediately jumped on deck; the skipper came up in a
devil of a hurry, swearing that we had struck upon some hidden rock. We
sounded but could not find the bottom. The wind was rising and filled
the canvas almost to bursting, but not an inch did she move. The skipper
was flabbergasted, and the master, an old Northman, said that he thought
we were over some magnetical rocks, and, according to the doctrine of
substraction, they would draw all the iron out of the bottom, and we
should fall to pieces. When, all of a sudden, it strikes Harry
Dare-em-all—ah, by the by, he was a fellow—bathing one day in those
very seas, he saw a shark as big as a whale coming right upon him. Away
swims Harry; down he dives, and up he comes again, but Mr. Sharkey, was
close upon his heels, and at last had turned over, ready for a grip,
when Harry darts under him, and gives him such a kick in the small of
his back, just to help him on the faster, that he broke him in half. The
gentleman was hauled on board, and to this day I uses one of his
grinders for a baccy-stopper. Well, says Harry, I shouldn’t wonder if
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