Graham's Magazine, Vol. XXXIV, No. 3, March 1849Various
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Graham's Magazine, Vol. XXXIV, No. 3, March 1849
Various
Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
“Hollo, Dick!” said I, slapping him heartily upon the shoulder. This was
the irrepressible outpouring of a bosom, into which a ray of light,
imparted by hope, had penetrated, cheering the darksome abode with its
enlivening presence. Quickly was my joy turned into sorrow.
“What do you mean, sir?” said Dick, drawing himself up with magnificent
reserve. “Do you mean to insult me?”
“Come, Dick,” said I, in a sort of whimper, for I was really becoming
very much alarmed, “don’t put a strange face on the matter. It isn’t
possible that you don’t know your old friend, Flashington Highflyer? Why
we only parted at midnight, and dined together no later than yesterday.”
“Highflyer!” said Buffers. “To be sure I know him, and very well, too.
We undoubtedly did dine together yesterday, although I cannot account
for your knowledge of the fact. But it will take even more than your
impudence to convince me that you are the man. You must be either drunk
or a fool. Flashington Highflyer! ha! ha! Your very dress convicts you
of a lie.”
Buffers might have spared this sarcasm.
“Upon my honor, Richard Buffers,” said I, solemnly, while the tears
actually stood in my eyes, “I am that most unfortunate man.”
“You are? Why, the man’s mad! View that looking glass in yonder
shop-window, and if you haven’t been looking into the glass too often
this morning already, you will discover that your countenance bears not
the slightest resemblance to that of Mr. Highflyer, that is, if you are
at all acquainted with the physiognomy of the gentleman to whose name
you have laid claim.”
I stepped to the window. One glance was sufficient. Oh! how I cursed my
super-lunatic folly, and how I longed for my former shape.
“Egad, it’s true,” I soliloquized. “It’s all correct, as my Yankee
friends have it. That rascal has got into possession of my goods and
chattels, as well as of my person, and has left me nothing in return but
a most confoundedly disagreeable sense of my own individuality. What a
horrid piece of business to be sure!”
I turned. Dick was gone.
“Who am I, then?” was my next very natural self interrogatory.
It was needless to disturb my remaining acquaintance for proofs of my
identity, as, indeed, if any body had demanded of me my address, I
should have been amazingly puzzled to give it. I turned about, entirely
reckless of whither I went. Twelve, one o’clock went by. I met many of
my acquaintance, but there was no recognition. I was in despair, and
could have sat down upon the curb-stone and wept. My walk procured me
one thing, it is true, namely, a very good appetite; but I could have
readily dispensed with that, inasmuch as I was painfully conscious that,
without pawning my coat, I was utterly unable to satisfy the cravings of
hunger.
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