Graham's Magazine, Vol. XXXV, No. 2, August 1849Various
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Graham's Magazine, Vol. XXXV, No. 2, August 1849
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Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
Should John, upon the box of a gentleman’s carriage, come in contact
with the hub of the humble cab of Jehu, and thereby disfigure the
carriage and irritate the temper of the great owner, his honor, who may
have had _dealings_ with him, deals with Jehu, who is glad to get off
for his five dollars, and thinks it a kindness that he is not imprisoned
for the intolerable crime of John not giving an inch of the road to a
vulgar cabman. When diamonds are trumps, take care of knaves.
It is a fiction of law—for even “perfect reason” has her fictions, it
seems—that people who are standing at a distance in a riot, are as
culpable as those who are throwing the brickbats—and it is certain they
are the more likely to be killed, probably from a humane feeling of not
wishing to irritate those who are too near—and it is for this reason,
we presume, that after the riot is over, a number of citizens, against
whom nothing can be proved, are arrested, to assert the majesty of the
law, while the real rioters and murderers are perfectly unknown to the
police. The law being discriminative thus administered, as well as
stringent when necessary.
Great names, which provoke a riot, or lack the nerve and manliness to
suppress it, have an overshadowing influence, which awes even the
majesty of the law—it would be indecorous in the law to meddle with
greatness, even when it is impertinent.
“La-w me!” exclaims an old lady, who has upset the contents of her
frying-pan into the fire. But the poor soul little knows the calamity
she invokes. It is doubtful whether fire and frying-pan would not
follow, if her request were complied with. The law being at times both
expensive and speedy.
“_So wags the world along._”
But, my dear Jeremy, I have rambled somewhat in this letter, so without
more ado, I’ll CUT this.
G. R. G.
[Illustration: “THE UPPER TEN” AND “THE LOWER FIGURE.”]
LENDER’S BOOKS.—NO. II.
By my right hand, Graham! by my right hand, which for —— odd years
hath traveled and travailed over much foolscap, (and under much
fool’s-cap quoth the fiend,) I am more and more convinced of the truth
of the words of the preacher, “Vanity of vanities! all is vanity!” I
have just laid aside “Mardi,” (the gift of my warm-hearted friend, L. G.
C., of the Knickerbocker,) it lies atop of old Du Bartas and some
withered budlets of forget-me-not, and in like manner _I_ sit with a few
fragmentaries of old literature at bottom for my _primiter_, some tender
remembrances for my _secondary_, and for the _alluvial_ stratum of my
pericranicks (as gentle Charles hath it) these fripperies by the Author
of Typee. Confound the book! there are such beautiful Aurora-flashes of
light in it that you can almost forgive the puerilities—it is a great
net-work of affectation, with some genuine _gold_ shining through the
interstices.
Let us turn over the leaves a little—hear ye now—
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