Graham's Magazine, Vol. XXXV, No. 3, September 1849Various
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Graham's Magazine, Vol. XXXV, No. 3, September 1849
Various
Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
Miss Elizabeth was large and masculine in all her proportions, with an
ungraceful stoop in her shoulders, coarse and prominent features,
staring blue eyes, a brilliant and exquisite complexion, and most
unusually beautiful hair. Her manners were intended to be easy and
nonchalant, while in truth, to the eyes of true refinement, they were
unpardonably bold and rude. Miss Tyler had persuaded herself she was a
_wit_, her sayings had sometimes occasioned so much laughter, and she
delighted to use her fancied power everywhere, and on all occasions,
shooting the shafts of her sarcasm and irony hither and thither without
delicacy, civility, or mercy. She dressed gaudily and expensively, while
her father drudged behind the counter of his “hardware and leather
establishment,” early and late to support such enormous and unnecessary
expenditures. She read novels “all night,” and was familiar with the
fate of every hero and heroine, from those of Bulwer, Eugene Sue, and
George Sand, down to the prettiest specimen of “yellow-covered
literature” for sale in small retail beer-shops, or peddled in railroad
cars by newsboys. She gloried in the unfeminine and unprincipled habit
of laughing at and ridiculing people in their very presence, if their
backs were turned, and especially _country people_; was strangely
familiar with strangers; laughed and talked very loud in the streets,
shops, and public conveyances, _et cetera_. Dear reader, I need not fill
my outline more definitely; with a blush for the honor of my sex, I am
compelled to admit there is more than _one_ Elizabeth Tyler in “these
degenerate days!”
Well, the next day after Mrs. Tyler and her daughter arrived Mrs. Varley
gave a very extensive invitation to the _ton_ of the village, to
assemble at her house in the evening, to pay their respects and make the
acquaintance of her most distinguished visiters. The invitation, of
course, included Mr. Style, Mrs. Tower, and Jessie Lincoln, concerning
whom they had unaccountably neglected to make any inquiries, strange as
it may seem, when she was the object of such nervous anxiety.
From eight till nine, poor Charlotte sat on the sofa by the side of Miss
Tyler, terribly dispirited, and eagerly watching for the announcement of
the Rev. Mr. Style. Elizabeth rallied her in vain; she scarcely
remembered to introduce her friend, and tried fruitlessly to be amused
by Elizabeth’s coarse and unladylike satires on the really elegant
company as they entered. By and by Charlotte and Elizabeth
simultaneously started; Charlotte rose from her seat, and Miss Tyler
suddenly seized her arm, as if to detain her till some surprise was
explained, and leveled her quizzing-glass deliberately at a group who
were that moment exchanging salutations with Mrs. Varley near the door.
“There is Mr. Style! that’s him! that splendid figure!” whispered
Charlotte, who had neither eyes nor ears for any one else.
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