Graham's Magazine, Vol. XXXVI, No. 4, April 1850Various
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Graham's Magazine, Vol. XXXVI, No. 4, April 1850
Various
Literature -- Periodicals; Literature, Modern -- 19th century -- Periodicals
“I will try you for one week then; if within that time, beginning from
this hour, you trespass again by interfering once only in my
housekeeping, I give back the management of all into your hands.”
“Done! done!” cried he, delighted, and sealing the bond with a kiss,
“you shall not hear a word of complaint from my lips, Isabel and Ellen
to witness. Given under my hand, etc.;” and he ran off, with one bound
was in his buggy, and drove rapidly away.
“He is certainly very amiable and good-natured,” said Isabel, looking
after him affectionately, for he deserved the eulogium. Feeling the
justice of his wife’s complaint, he did not, as many, oh, how many!
would have done in his place, fly into a rage, and exert that tyranny of
marital power which every day some lord of the creation delights to
show. Refuse, in virtue of that very power, to acknowledge my wrong, and
turn a “heaven into a hell” of domestic discord. “He is certainly very
amiable,” continued Isabel, “and divested of this unpleasant mania, will
make the best husband in the world.”
“He will, indeed,” said his wife, looking much gratified. “I have never
seen any one with a more lovely disposition than Edwin. He is never
cross, even in the midst of his housekeeping,” and she laughed. So did
I, and I could not but wish that Edwin’s week of probation were well
over. Meddling with pantries, cellars and kitchens, was his second
nature, and we took our seats around the well-supplied dinner-table,
awaiting with some curiosity the results of the morning compact. Soup
being served, Martin proceeded to remove the plates and bring in the
second course. Alas! alas!
“How is this Martin? What a waste of vegetables! Josy, my dear—” He
stopped, and we all burst into a laugh, in which he had to join.
“The bond is broken,” said Josephine at length. “I did hope and pray for
your triumph, my dear Edwin. Take back the keys.”
“Will no one intercede for me?” said he, with a woful look. “May I not
have one more trial, ladies—only one more?” He was really mortified and
distressed.
“Give him one more, Josy,” cried I, pitying him, for he had really a
victory to win. “Let this one little mistake be thrown from the
balance.”
“Be it so,” said she, “but let this be the last. I grant no more grace,
Mr. Edwin Bettyman; remember the warning in time.”
Once I saved him, while Isabel and his wife were busy in the parlor
covering picture frames. The pantry door stood open, he glanced in and
could not resist the temptation and entered. I heard him rummaging about
in there, among dishes, plates, and finally the tins began to rattle.
Suddenly he appeared, with a cake pan in one hand and a cheese mould in
the other. Taking me at the moment for Josy, he commenced, “I have
rubbed my finger around the inside of these pans, my dear, and—”
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