Life on other planets -- Fiction; Science fiction; Space warfare -- Fiction
Edmund Crowninshield sat in his office and seethed quietly, the
all-pervasive blueness of the Kalonian brought out even more
prominently than usual by his mood. His plan to find out whether or not
the ex-miner was a spy had backfired, badly. He had had reports from
Euphrosyne that the fellow was not--_could_ not be--a spy, and now his
test had confirmed that conclusion, too thoroughly by far. He would
have to do some mighty quick thinking and perhaps some salve-spreading
or lose him. He certainly didn't want to lose a client who had over a
quarter of a million credits to throw away, and who could not possibly
resist his cravings for alcohol and bentlam much longer! But curse him,
what had the fellow meant by having a kit-bag built of indurite, with a
lock on it that not even his cleverest artists could pick!
"Come in," he called, unctuously, in answer to a tap. "Oh, it's you!
What did you find out?"
"Janice isn't hurt. He didn't make a mark on her--just gave her a shove
and scared hell out of her. But Clovis was nudged, believe me. He's
still out--will be for hours, the doctor says. What a sock that guy's
got! Clovis looks like he'd been hit with a Valerian maul."
"You're sure he was armed?"
"Must have been. Typical gun fighter's crouch. He was ready, not
bluffing, believe me. The man don't live that could bluff a roomful of
us like that. He was betting that he could whiff us all before we could
get a gun out, and I wouldn't wonder if he was right."
"QX. Beat it, and don't let anyone come near here except Williams."
Therefore the ex-miner was the next visitor.
"You wanted to see me, Crowninshield, before I flit." Kinnison was
fully dressed, even to his flowing cloak, and he was carrying his own
kit. This, in an Aldebaranian, implied the extremest height of dudgeon.
"Yes, Mr. Williams, I wish to apologize for the house. However,"
somewhat exasperated, "it does seem that you were abrupt, to say the
least, in your reaction to a childish prank."
"Prank!" The Aldebaranian's voice was decidedly unfriendly. "Sir, to me
thionite is no prank. I don't mind nitrolabe or heroin, and a little
bentlam now and then is good for a man, but when anyone comes around me
with thionite I object, sir, vigorously, and I don't care who knows it."
"Evidently. But that wasn't really thionite--we would never permit
it--and Miss Carter is an exemplary young lady--"
"How was I to know it wasn't thionite?" Williams demanded. "And as for
your Miss Carter, as long as a woman acts like a lady I treat her like
a lady, but if she acts like a zwilnik--"
"Please, Mr. Williams--"
"--I treat her like a zwilnik, and that's that."
"Mr. Williams, please! Not that word, ever!"
"No? A planetary idiosyncrasy, perhaps?" The ex-miner's towering wrath
abated into curiosity. "Now that you mention it, I do not recall having
heard it lately, nor hereabouts. For its use please accept my apology."
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