Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
And Black Idd told Stray not to be afraid of Papa. I noticed Papa was
talking to Stray the very same way he talked to me any time he wanted
me to be good and not bad.
"I don't aim to scold you a-tall, Stray. Just tell me how come you to
shoot Ned's gun."
"I ain't teched the trigger, Mister Jodie. Pa Ned draps his gun and hit
goes off. I just picks hit up off'n the ground."
"The Lawd be praised! Hear that, Mister Jodie? The chile didn't kill
him! The boy didn't do hit, Mister Jodie! O Lawd God, is I glad!"
"I'm glad too, Ned. But I don't know how many folks will believe your
gun went off accidentally and killed Ward. I declare, I don't know what
to tell you. It would take the wisdom of Solomon to straighten the
tangle we're fixing to have here in a few minutes—if I don't think of
something quick!"
"Pa Ned, I wants to tell Mister Jodie somethin'. Mister Jodie, I—
Mister Jodie, when we was— Uh, I gets me a new shell, Mister Jodie,
when I see'd—"
Black Idd leaned over and tapped his cane against Stray's back. "Son,
this ain't no time for talkin' shells to Mister Jodie. He worried.
Mister Jodie, I hears 'em comin'!"
"Yeah! It's them!"
Both Shoogie and I ran to the window. "Oh, Papa! Look a-yonder! Look
comin'!" Papa didn't come.
"Come see, Papa! It's a big gang of men and horses just a-galloping and
kicking up dust! Look how fast they're coming up the hill! Mister Wes
is in the buggy with a town man! There's Uncle Dan! And Mister Goode!
Just ever'body!"
Papa still didn't come. I didn't have time to turn around to see what
he was doing. I knew he could hear me!
"The automobile! Papa, Wiley's making it go! Him and Doctor Elton!
Grandpa's on it! Papa, how come all that smoke's boiling outta the back
end? Is it gonna burn up?"
Papa wouldn't answer. And he didn't know what he was missing! The
saddle horses and the men and the smoke and Mister Wes's buggy were all
getting mixed up together! And Wiley was heading the automobile
straight for the porch! And Doctor Elton and Grandpa Thad were both
grabbing the wheel! And Old Man Hawk was standing up in his wagon,
waving his arms and Nellie's reins and making her run way down toward
the branch!
"Papa?" I turned around to see what on earth Papa was doing.
He had grabbed Ned's arm and was pushing him toward the back of the
store!
"Hide, Ned! Quick!"
"Where, Mister Jodie? Where?"
"Jerk the top off my oil drum and scrooch down in there. It's empty!"
"Where's I gwine to put Little Stray?"
"Stick him in the flour barrel! Make haste! But don't shut that lid
tight! Bandershanks, baby, come 'way from the window. You sit back down
under the candy counter and be playing with them paper dolls! You too,
Shoogie! Don't let them puppies get outta that box or make any racket.
And, Bandershanks, if you ever in your life kept your mouth shut, do it
this time! Don't say a word—not a word—when all the men come in. Don't
mention Ned and Stray. Just keep playing and keep quiet!"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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