Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
Then, I made another wish: I wished that one of the popcorn balls would
fall to the floor and that Mama would let me eat it up! But, none fell.
They just stayed still, hanging there on the holly limbs, as if they
too were waiting. Nothing on the tree was moving, except the flickering
tips of the candle flames, and little wisps of smoke rising from each
blaze. Nothing in the whole church was moving, except those candle
lights and Captain Jones's lips and his quivering beard.
The stiff pasteboard in my paper hat was bothering my head so much I
wanted to pull the hat clear off. I reached up to get it, but Mama made
such a frown I knew to leave it alone.
Then we saw Aunt Vic raise one of her hands in a quick waving motion.
Immediately somebody back on the stage gave the ropes a hard jerk and
the curtains opened wide.
Of all things! An apple crate right in the middle of the stage with hay
sticking out at the top and on all sides! I couldn't imagine why we
needed hay at church.
Bess and Jim-Bo were sitting there beside the hay box, their hands
folded as if for saying prayers. They weren't praying, though. They
weren't moving their lips or keeping their eyes closed. They were just
gazing down into the straw. "Mama," I whispered, "what's down in the
box?"
"Sh-sh! Pay attention to Captain Jones so you can understand the
pageant."
I started to listen to him. Then I happened to glance toward the far
side of the stage. I was glad I did! There came all the school
girls—Mierd and Irene and Sally and all the rest—every one dressed up
like an angel with pretty shining wings. And right behind the girls
were Wiley and Wallace Goode and the Hansen boys. But they didn't have
on wings. They were just toting little pasteboard sheep, gray and
droopy, and long crooked sticks. Slowly the angels and the sheep boys
circled around behind Bess and Jim-Bo, and every last one of them
leaned their heads over to look down in the hay.
"Mama, there's something down in that box!"
"Sh-sh, Bandershanks. If you can't see, why here, stand up on the bench
a minute."
I stood on tiptoe and stretched my neck. "It's a baby, Mama!"
"I know."
"He's asleep!"
"Be quiet, Bandershanks, and sit back down."
"Mama, how come the baby's in the hay?"
"Hon, the baby is like the Little Lord Jesus."
I stood up again to look.
"He's got red hair! Mama, that's Miss Ophelia's baby! He—"
We heard a big commotion outside, and everybody turned toward the back
door. Mister Goode opened the door. But instead of going outside, he
beckoned for whoever was at the doorsteps to come into the church.
Three curious-looking men filed in, one close behind the other. They
marched, clomp, clomp, straight up on the stage.
"Look, Nannie," Papa whispered, "now we know why Lida Belle bought that
calico!"
"I declare to my soul, Jodie. I can't believe it!"
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