Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
I started to look up, but I saw the churchful of people. I looked down
at my feet, trying to think what to do. If I were home, I could crawl
under Grandma's bed. I tried to think some more. The churchful of folks
were still looking. If I could just be a crawfish instead of a
Christmas tree, I could scoot backwards and hide behind the curtain!
But Aunt Vic had stepped back there. She motioned for me to take my
finger out of my mouth and say my piece.
"Christmas is—" she whispered.
_"Christmas is a-coming,"_ I started. "And, and, uh—" I looked back at
Aunt Vic.
"The goose—" she whispered.
_"Christmas is a-coming.
"The goose is a-getting fat!
"Please put a penny in the old man's hat!
"If you ain't got a penny,_
"If you ain't— If you ain't— If—" I had to look at Aunt Vic again. She
whispered, "Half penny."
_"If you ain't got a penny,
"A half a penny'll do.
"If you ain't got no half penny,
"God bless you!"_
A roar of laughter swept the whole church, and everybody started
clapping hands, even the school kids behind the curtains! The clapping
kept swelling louder and louder till it waked Ginger. He didn't like
it. And I didn't either! He gave a shrill yip, jumped up, and came
rushing up on the stage, barking at me like a big dog baying at a coon.
The more he barked, the louder everybody laughed and clapped their
hands. Finally Aunt Vic called Ginger, and Papa came and got me.
Papa started smoothing out the leaves of my dress. I didn't care about
the dress any more! I grabbed him around the knees, begged him to sit
down and take me up in his lap.
"No, no, Bandershanks! You go on and finish what Aunt Vic wants you to
do. Pass the hat and then let her pin on the little presents. You're a
walking Christmas tree! Remember? And trees don't cry! Now, scoot!"
I scooted! From one side of the church to the other, I ran back and
forth in front of each bench. And every person I passed dropped money
into Papa's ragged old hat: pennies, or one or two nickels, or a dime,
or two bits. By the time I came to the back pews, the bottom of the hat
was sagging down. As Uncle Dan and the other men started tossing in
four-bit pieces, it got heavier and heavier. The last people I came to
were Mister Wes and Miss Lida Belle.
"You sure recited a nice little piece, hon," Miss Lida Belle told me as
I squeezed my way between her thick knees and the bench behind me. She
didn't drop any money in the hat, but as soon as she turned her head
the other way, Mister Wes slipped in a whole silver dollar!
Leaning over close to me, he whispered, "Little lady, you see the
pretty blue tie up yonder on the tree?"
"Yes, sir."
"I bet you, if you ask her, Miss Vic will fasten that fine tie on you
and let you take it straight to the schoolteacher!"
Aunt Vic stopped calling out names long enough to pin the tie on my
shoulder.
"Hurry right back, hon," she told me. "There are more presents for you
to take."
"Where's Mister Shepherd at?"
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