Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!Smith, Jewell Ellen
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Great Jehoshaphat and Gully Dirt!
Smith, Jewell Ellen
American fiction -- 20th century
Before Wiley could finish the doll chair, Doctor Elton rushed in
through the back door! He didn't even glance at all my nice catalogue
dolls, or me, or Wiley.
"Jodie, things are in a devil of a mess! We've gotta do something about
Ned! And you!"
"Morning! What are you talking about, Doctor?"
"Jodie, we'd better get that poor nigger away from here! And I don't
know what to advise you to do!"
"What's up? You think Ned—"
"Old Man Hawk's out getting the men together. He vows Ned shot Ward. We
can't allow no lynching, Jodie! What's worse, Wes Bailey's gone to town
to get the sheriff to come arrest you!"
_"Great Jehoshaphat and gully dirt!"_
"Wes thinks you killed Ward!"
"Where'd you see Wes and Old Man Hawk?"
"Hawk phoned just a minute ago. Said he had proof on Ned."
"Proof? What sorta proof?"
"He was so excited he didn't say. And, dolt that I am, I didn't have
gumption enough to ask him. Anyhow, him and Hal Goode and three or four
more want me and you to go with them to get Ned. They'll be here any
time now."
"We'll stop them! I figure myself that Ned might've done it, but we
don't know it for a fact! And we can't let him get killed just 'cause
of some notion Old Man Hawk's got!"
"No! Hawk's in his second childhood! Besides, I don't believe it was
Ned."
"How come Wes Bailey says I had anything to do with the killing?"
"Jodie, all I know is that he took off for town before daylight! Lida
Belle told my wife he went to get the sheriff to arrest you! Why, I
can't imagine."
"I wouldn't 've thought it of Wes. He knows me better'n that!"
"I tell you what, Jodie: whoever gets here first, you keep them in the
store as long as you can, while I go to warn Ned. If it's Wes and the
sheriff, get Wes to talking; get him wound up. Mention the old feud or
something to set him off! Then, quick as I get back, I'll set Wes and
the sheriff straight. If Old Man Hawk comes in first, ask him about his
mule! Get his mind on Nellie, and he'll forget all about Ned."
"I'll do the best I can."
"Try anything to stall them. I'll hurry across the creek and tell Ned
he'd better hide. I'm not worried about you, Jodie. But Hawk may try to
kill Ned!"
"Yeah, he might! He's just crazy enough for something like that!"
"I wish to Heaven I knew how to run a automobile! I'd get Ophelia to
let me borrow Ward's! Then I could rush Ned off somewhere!"
Wiley threw down my pasteboard chair and scrambled to his feet. "I can
run it, Doctor Elton!"
"You knocked over all my beds and chairs, Wiley!"
He wouldn't listen, much less come back and help me. I had to
straighten up my whole playhouse by myself.
"Wiley! Son, I thought you'd left already! You—"
"Papa, 'member I watched that Mister Hicks driving last summer? I know
'zactly which pedals to push!"
"Jodie, let him go! If he can show me how to do the foot work, why, I
can sure keep the thing in the road! It might save Ned's life!"
"All right! Son, you can go. But you be mighty careful!"
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