Country life -- England -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
The seat of empire is the belly.
So steadily went the eating, that before the meat was quite done already
the sun began to slope downwards, and shone full in at the open doorway.
For the barn having no windows to speak of, the vast broad doors, wider
than the gates of Gaza, were thrown open both for light and air. The
sunbeams fell full on the face of Gaffer Pistol-legs, who chanced to sit
opposite, and lit up his ancient features, which might have been carved
by a monk for a gargoyle, so wrinkled were they. After awhile the rays
seemed to awaken the patriarch from his munching, and, blinking his
eyes, he looked up and placed both his fists upon the table, still
holding his knife and fork, the points upward. His neighbours, seeing
that the old man was about to speak, stayed with half-open mouths to
listen.
"This be the vinest veast, you," said the Ancient, "this be the vinest
veast, you, as ever I zeed since ould Squire Thorpe--his'n's feyther
[nodding his head towards the top of the table]--got up the junketing
when the news come of the battle of Waterloo, dree-score year ago. The
vinest veast althegither since ould Bony were whopped. Yellucks!"--as
much as to say, Look here, that is my dictum.
This poor old man, humble as he was, had many friends, both of his own
class and among those above him, to give him a kind word or a lift. A
contrast, this, with the ancient and brutal miser Fisher, who had faced
that other magnificent sunset on the hills the year before.
After the pudding Squire Thorpe gave the health of the brides and their
bridegrooms; and rising _en masse_, they made the old barn ring again
with cheering and hammering of the tables. Down fell two of the
plank-seats, and added a booming roar to the noise.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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