African Americans -- Louisiana -- Gretna -- Fiction; Short stories, American
Carmelite gave a dramatic recital of Gussie’s early arrival, his wretched
condition, and her willingness to give him shelter on account of her pity
for Aunt Fisky. She told how he promised to stay out of the room until
after the raffle was over; how she came out to tell him that his number
had won the quilt; how she went to cut the cake and made the startling
discovery that Gussie had eaten all of it, leaving her nothing to offer
her friends except “a pot full o’ black coffee an’ plain cistun water to
drink widout nothin’ to eat.”
There was only one thing to do, Soongy declared emphatically. Carmelite
was too foolish, wasting time multiplying words over ole no-count
Gussie.... Nobody could do her a dirty trick like that and sit to his
ease in front of her stove.... Who?... Talkin’ about it wouldn’t do no
good.... “_Hands_ was de inst’uments to start things movin’.” ... If one
woman’s pair of hands couldn’t manage ole drunken Gussie, she bet three
“wimmin’s six black hands wouldn’ miss takin’ charge of him to land him
out-doors in de high road whah he could scuffle wid his cawnshunce aft’
he done come thoo.”
Gussie looked from one to the other, uneasily; as though he were trying
to assure himself what the commotion was about.
“Ain’t no need to look so pityful, an’ try an’ say you ain’ did nothin,”
Pinkey told him, going over to his chair and seeming to adjust herself
for the coming exertion. “Yo’ time done come to vacate dis kitchen,” she
went on with assumed authority. “An’ Pinkey Clay right hyuh to tussle
wid you.... Come on, Soongy,” she commanded. “You grab hold ’is laigs
to keep ’im from kickin’.... An’ you git to de middle, Carm’lite, to
keep ’im from bendin’-in.... An’ I know w’en Pinkey Clay two han’s git
fasten ’round ’is th’oat, he sho goin’ keep still.... An’ I _dare_ ’im to
w’imper!... Come on, ole slow niggers,—git yo position!” She called with
impatience, determined to carry out her strategy without further delay.
After a few seconds of strenuous tugging and lifting, the unresisting,
half-bewildered Gussie was being hurried towards the front door in
haughty triumph. As they passed through the front room, the surprised
members, thinking the unique spectacle was a feature of amusement
provided for their entertainment, greeted the procession with peals of
laughter and great excitement.
Who could it be?... The thing looked too heavy to be a stuffed man,
because all the women were bending.... Maybe it was a robber, Carmelite
found in her house.... What made them want to carry the man out-doors?...
Suppose somebody dropped dead in Carmelite’s kitchen?...
So the riot of question and comment continued until the three women came
back, after having abruptly deposited their obnoxious burden on the muddy
road, a short distance from the house, “to go hunt sattafaction whah-ever
he wan’ look for it.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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