African Americans -- Louisiana -- Gretna -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Dah bless Gawd!” he exclaimed; taking a seat across the room, near the
kitchen door. “I ain’ _never_ knowed it to fail; long as I kin remember,”
he went on, with a sweeping gesture of the right arm. “Evvy time you
see me dream ’bout fresh meat, you sho find out it ain’ goin’ be mo’n a
day pass by, befo’ I hyeah tell ’bout somebody done died.... An’ now I
bin had a dream ’bout fresh meat, dis make _three_ nights successful,
han’-runnin’.... An’ hyuh come de news from Lethe dis mawnin’, ’bout two
mo’ people done passed out, yonder in Gritny....”
“Never mind your dreams,” Mr. Amos interrupted with an amused smile.
“Tell me who’s dead. And you can think about your fresh meat afterwards.”
“Go ’head, an’ laugh much as you please,” Felo answered, a trifle
provoked. “Y’all w’ite folks jus’ alike.... All time ready to laugh at
somh’n you don’ un’stan....”
“Well, let us hear what Lethe had to say, and maybe I will be better able
to interpret your dream,” Mr. Amos encouraged him.
“Da’s de very thing I wan’t tell you. If you only keep still, an’ stop
ty’in’ up my pro-gress wid so many on-nec’sary queshtun,” he remonstrated
playfully; eager to recount Lethe’s sensational chronicle of disaster.
Three deaths in less than a week’s time! He began solemnly.... Ole
Aunt Milly from down the bayou.... Pulled up in a skiff, all the way
from Peach Orchard.... Comin’ all that long distance, rolled up in a
blanket.... And buried in a grave half-full of rain water! He went on
enumerating the lugubrious incidents; falling into a sort of chant,
wavering between two monotonous tones.
Then Tempe, fallin’ in a well and gettin’ drownded so curuss.... And
nobody able to get the straight understandin’ about it.... And smack
on top of dat: Gussie Fisky, cut down by a switch engine haphazzud....
Right in front of his own house, in the black night.... And nobody
close by to carry the news.... Umph-umph! Went the vigorous grunt of
contemplation.... What was the world comin’ to?... These Gritny people
better make haste and pray. Before Gawd reached down and snatched at ’um;
and they come to open their eyes in Tawment.... Beggin’ for mercy when it
wasn’t no use.... “Yas Lawd!” he concluded with a deep sigh. “It sho look
like sudden deaths is gittin’ pop’lar.”
Knowing Felo’s eager readiness to have a part in every “popular”
demonstration of this kind; Mr. Amos asked him how he was going to manage
to be present at all the ceremonies.
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