African Americans -- Louisiana -- Gretna -- Fiction; Short stories, American
Mr. Amos stood looking about the room, waiting for Felo to sing again.
Suddenly he became conscious of the odor of pineapple. Wondering where
it came from, he soon discovered a large pineapple towering out of the
punch bowl on the corner cupboard, and another one standing on a tray on
the side table.
“Well, what do you call this?” He asked Felo, not knowing how to regard
the unusual decoration.
Felo came in from the kitchen, smiling, wanting to know if everything
wasn’t “sattafactual.”
Everything was fine. He was thoroughly pleased; Mr. Amos told him. “But
will you kindly tell me why you bought these pineapples and put them in
here after this fashion?”
Felo looked at the pineapples thoughtfully, his face assuming a puzzled
expression. What was the matter with them? They were nice and fresh....
He never let nobody sell him no cheap rotten fruits.... These pineapples
were fine ripe pineapples.... And nobody couldn’t buy no better
pineapples for two-bits a piece....
“But you know I never eat pineapples,” Mr. Amos informed him placidly.
“Dah bless Gawd!” Felo exclaimed, abashed; rolling his eyes impressively
from one pineapple to the other. “You know, I clean forgot you ain’ never
eat pineapple,” he tried to explain. “Gawd knows.” He apologized with
deep feeling. “De thing sho did slip my membunce, jus’ like I tell you.”
“And that’s the reason why you bought two pineapples instead of one?”
Mr. Amos asked, teasingly.
“You ain’ try’n to raise no complaint ’bout fo’-bits, is you?” Felo went
on. “But you know, de things look so nice an’ temptin’ w’en I seen ’um on
de Dago stan’ dis mawnin’; I thought on w’at I hyeah’d you say,—how dis
place smell so mouldy.... So I say: I’m goin’ buy dese pair o’ pineapples
an’ put ’um in de room hyuh; an’ I know dey goin’ sho out-stink a
billy-goat.... An’ I bet you ain’ smell no miljew scent up in hyuh now.
Is you?”
Mr. Amos complimented him on his novel method of disinfecting, but said
he preferred to smell the tempting scent that came floating in from the
pots.
Felo rolled his eyes appreciatively, saying:
“Well, hurry up an’ set to de table, an’ lemme bring you yo’ li’l foods
befo’ yo’ appatite fo’sake you. Evvything ready. So come on an’ eat. An’
maybe I kin go ’way from hyuh soon, w’en I git thoo waitin’ on you.”
Further urging was unnecessary. Mr. Amos knew by the regaling odors
coming from the kitchen, that the evening meal would consist of much more
than the meager “coffee and bread” which Felo promised in the morning.
Having revoked his threat, in spite of the many duties accomplished that
day, Felo had exerted himself in preparing a truly noble dinner.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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