"No, precisely, then of course they would not come in The London Pride
set which still has a vacancy. Perhaps The Cowslip? What does the reader
say? Um, yes, pastoral. Precisely! Well, then why not let us decide that
your poems shall be Number Three in The Cowslip set. Capital! I think
you'd be wise to choose the Covent Garden series in paper. The cost of
publication is really less in that series, and I have always chosen my
poets so carefully that I can be sure the Press will pay attention
to--er neophytes. That is a great advantage for a young writer, as you
no doubt realize without my telling you?"
"The cost?" echoed Guy in a puzzled voice.
"It will run you in for about £30--as a guarantee of course. The terms
I suggest are simply a written agreement that you will guarantee £30
toward the cost. Your royalty to be ten per cent on the first thousand,
twelve and a half on the next thousand and fifteen over two thousand. We
might fairly say that in the event of selling a thousand you would have
nothing to pay, but of course if you only sell twenty or thirty, you
will have to--er--pay for your piping."
"And when should I have to produce this £30?" Guy asked.
"Well, I might ask for a cheque to be placed to my account on the day of
publication; and then of course I should send in a written statement
twice a year with the usual three months' margin for settlement."
"So that supposing my book came out in March?" Guy enquired.
"By the following November I should hope to have the pleasure of sending
you back your £30 and a cheque on account of royalties," said the
publisher briskly.
"They don't seem very good terms somehow," said Guy.
Mr. Worrall shrugged his shoulders, and his conical head grew more
conical.
"You forget the advantage of being in the Covent Garden series of modern
poets. However, don't, pray do not, entrust your manuscript to my
pilotage unless you are perfectly satisfied. I have a good many poems to
consider, you know."
"May I write within a week or so and give you my decision?" Guy asked.
"Naturally."
"Well, good-bye."
"Good-bye, Mr. Hazlewood. Clever fellow, isn't he?"
Guy had given a farewell glance at Max Beerbohm's caricature.
"Very clever," the poet fervently agreed.
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