"Me! not I--go home, go home, take a pint and agree." Dandie looked but half contented, and still remained stationary. "Anything more, my friend?" "Only, sir, about the succession of this leddy that's dead, auld Miss Margaret Bertram o' Singleside." "Ay, what about her?" said the counsellor, rather surprised. "Ou, we have nae connection at a' wi' the Bertrams," said Dandie,--"they were grand folk by the like o' us.--But Jean Liltup, that was auld Singleside's housekeeper, and the mother of these twa young ladies that are gane--the last o' them's dead at a ripe age, I trow--Jean Liltup came out o' Liddel water, and she was as near our connection as second cousin to my mother's half-sister--She drew up wi' Singleside, nae doubt, when she was his housekeeper, and it was a sair vex and grief to a' her kith and kin. But he acknowledged a marriage, and satisfied the kirk--and now I wad ken frae you if we hae not some claim by law?" "Not the shadow of a claim." "Aweel, we're nae puirer," said Dandie,--"but she may hae thought on us if she was minded to make a testament.--Weel, sir, I've said my say--I'se e'en wish you good-night, and--"putting his hand in his pocket. "No, no, my friend; I never take fees on Saturday nights, or without a memorial--away with you, Dandie." And Dandie made his reverence, and departed accordingly. CHAPTER XXXVII. But this poor farce has neither truth, nor art, To please the fancy or to touch the heart. Dark but not awful, dismal but yet mean, With anxious bustle moves the cumbrous scene, Presents no objects tender or profound, But spreads its cold unmeaning gloom around. Parish Register. "Your majesty," said Mannering, laughing, "has solemnised your abdication by an act of mercy and charity--That fellow will scarce think of going to law." "Oh, you are quite wrong," said the experienced lawyer. "The only difference is, I have lost my client and my fee. He'll never rest till he finds somebody to encourage him to commit the folly he has predetermined--No! no! I have only shown you another weakness of my character--I always speak truth of a Saturday night." "And sometimes through the week, I should think," said Mannering, continuing the same tone.