H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of SchoolsSneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
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H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of Schools
Sneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
Education -- Great Britain; School management and organization -- Great Britain
The conservatory opened into the dining-room, and there we found
a table and chairs, and tea ready. “It’s from my nephew, Percy,”
Chaunters said, waving the letter. “He is mad on music, and
architecture, and is making a tour of the southern cathedrals this
autumn; among others he has taken Sudchester, and I gave him an
introduction to the organist.”
“What, old Thingumy in E flat?”
“Pedler? No: he has been dead some years: it’s that queer fellow
Trackers; wrote a cantata called Boanerges, don’t you know? They had
it at Birmingham, or Leeds, or somewhere last time. Here is the letter:
“He begins, like most travellers, with the hotel: ‘Why do all Cathedral
towns have an hotel that was forgotten in the Reformation? Cranmer,
Ridley, and Latimer used to lie here, and the place has not been
done up since. The fish they gave me for dinner yesterday was bought
for Cranmer’s dinner one Friday, and he wouldn’t have it because it
wasn’t fresh. The head waiter used to be Ridley’s page, and he has the
episcopal scorn for a layman. The chamber-maid was a buxom lass in
Latimer’s time; she has lost the bloom of her youth, but retains her
sixteenth century domestic methods;’ and so on; you know he is young,
and out for a holiday.
“Then he gets to the flying buttresses and the Norman arches, but you
are in a hurry: this is what I thought you would have time for:
“‘I was just in time for afternoon service, and I took your letter with
me and told the verger I wanted to speak to the organist, to whom I had
a letter of introduction.’
“‘Dr. Trackers, sir? certainly,’ said the official with official
patronage; ‘never heard the Doctor play? then you’ll ’ave a treat:
hevery one says so; perhaps he’ll give you a bit with his new stop,
“nux vomica,” they call it; but _I_ think it sounds like a choir of
hangels playing on a comb’ (’hïngels plyin hon a ca-omb’--in the
original). I hadn’t time to digest this graphic description of the
Vox Humana before T. arrived, and accepted my note: ‘What, the old
Precentor?’ he said, ‘come up to the organ-loft;’ and I went.”
(“We may skip a good deal here about the organ, and its stops,
and pneumatic machinery--did I ever tell you about Old Dick the
blower?--and come to the music.” “_Cut the cackle and come to the
’osses_,” I murmured to myself.)
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