H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of SchoolsSneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
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H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of Schools
Sneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
Education -- Great Britain; School management and organization -- Great Britain
In the small hours of the morning the flock break out afresh. Patsey is
brought home helpless at 2 A.M., Michael has his head cut open
at 3; Molly upsets the lamp, and sets the baby on fire at 4. In each
and every case his reverence is brought down to give the last rites to
the afflicted person, and in each and every case he finds that he might
as well have gone on with his sleep.
Dear Canon C. much loved, much plundered! Was it not told of him, how
his flock took it in turns to trade on his loving credulity? In the
early morning there would come a violent ring at the bell, and the
Canon would stare out into wet darkness:
“Who is there?”
“It’s me, Mrs. O’Shaughnessy, God help me, yer Rivirence.”
“What do you want?”
“It’s me husband that’s had a shtroke, an’ he’s dyin’ this minute.”
“Well, I can’t come, but here’s half-a-crown.”
And so on _da capo_ till the purse was empty.
Why do they stand it? The answer was given me, indirectly, by a
contemplative priest:
He: “There can be no doubt that for the working-man the Church
of Rome is the best in the world.”
I: “Why specially for the working-man?”
He: “Because it enables him to lead whatever sort of life he
prefers, and then at the last moment he can send for the priest, and
put it all straight.”
I: “Good Heavens, Canon! do you believe that?”
He: “My dear man, if you believe the Bible, there can’t be the
least doubt in the world about it.”
This seems to account for the “conversation” (in the Scriptural sense)
of several friends. It is hard that the privilege should seem to be
confined to working-men. However, it becomes abundantly clear that even
at 2 A.M. Patsey cannot be neglected: it may be for him the
chance of a lifetime.
Another and a most distracting part of their work is Finance. I believe
I am correct in the following premises: Every mission in these parts
has a debt on the buildings. No such debt can be incurred without leave
from the bishop. The priest is bound to find the quarterly interest. No
personal liability attaches to the priest: his successor inherits the
debt.
In favour of spending there is:
(1) A congregation full of zeal; thriftless; firmly believing in
Justification by Works.
(2) Freedom from personal or family liability.
(3) Accruing reputation for zeal.
On the other side:
The interest has to be found, and the congregations are poor, and
heavily taxed for maintenance.
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