H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of SchoolsSneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
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H.M.I.: Some Passages in the Life of One of H.M. Inspectors of Schools
Sneyd-Kynnersley, E. M. (Edmund McKenzie)
Education -- Great Britain; School management and organization -- Great Britain
All day long the noise of battle rolled, and in the evening there was
quite a thrill of excitement in the street. My excellent and friendly
opponent and I sat on a low wall outside the polling station, and
shook hands with our supporters as they filed by. I thought he was the
favourite, but the ballot is as deceitful as the heart of man. At eight
o’clock the poll was closed, and we adjourned to the Town Hall that
the votes might be counted. It was a slow process, and I filled up the
time by writing a report of the Lancashire enquiry, that was my last
official act.
The poll was declared about 9, and to the surprise of my supporters I
was elected by a handsome majority. I was a Town Councillor!
“Quod optanti divum promittere nemo
Auderet, volvenda dies en attulit ultro,”[55]
said a pedantic friend next day.
After uproarious rejoicings, I walked home, and in the narrow street
that leads the traveller eastward from out the ancient city I found my
best supporters. They were all under the age of 15, and they seemed to
have been waiting for me. In the dim light, I came all unsuspecting
upon them expectant. “Three cheers for Mr. Kensley: Oorĩ, Oorĩ,” and I
was in the midst of an innumerable multitude. Every child in the parish
was there, and crowded round me. It was a personal victory for _them_:
_their_ inspector had been elected, and to _them_ was the glory. Brawny
mothers brought out babies in arms, and brandished them: “You examined
me, Mr. Kensley: eh, I am glad.” The crowd yelled on F sharp, and the
drums of my ears vibrated like telegraph wires in I know not what
condition of the atmosphere. “Oorĩ, Oorĩ.” They surged round
me up the narrow lane, and in at my gate, and up my modest drive, and
on the doorstep, as I sought for the latchkey. It wanted little that
they should enter like Bishop Hatto’s rats:
“And in at the windows, and in at the door,
And through the walls helter-skelter they pour;
And down from the ceiling, and up through the floor,
From the right, and the left, from behind and before--”
But they paused, and I escaped the Bishop’s doom.
Good-night, children; good-night, and good-bye.
FOOTNOTES:
[52] This was written in 1907.
[53] This is not a lady’s name, but a synonym for the Isle of Man
(Mannin).
[54] Not wishing to be biographical, I omitted to mention that I kept
on my house at Chester while in charge of Manchester.
[55] “That, which no god dared promise to thy prayer, The wheel of time
brings of its own accord.”
THE END
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