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"It's young Vandergilt!" asserted the fickle one who had thought
McGinnis was fine-looking.
Before the traffic squad could dismount, H. R. jumped down from his
horse, threw the reins to one of the mounted officers, said, "Look after
him!" so decisively that no remonstrance was possible, approached the
group, and said, "I'm Mr. Rutgers!"
Fifth Avenue was impassable now.
"_Who_ is it?" asked ten thousand who had been asking, "_What_ is it?"
Those who had heard proudly repeated the name to those who had not.
Within forty seconds, as far as Thirty-fourth Street, intelligent
New-Yorkers were saying, "It's Mr. Rutgers!"
Officer McGinnis touched his white-gloved hand to his cap.
"That's Hendrik Rutgers!" explained Max Onthemaker to the reporters.
H. R. looked Mr. MacAckus in the eye and said, with patrician frigidity:
"If you think you have any ground for a civil action, go ahead. My
office is in the Allied Arts Building. I'll accept service in person or
through my counsel here."
A murmur went up: these were law-abiding men. They therefore must be not
only right, but mighty sure of it. All the lieutenant dared say, when he
saw the representative of business and the representative of the leisure
class was: "Gentlemen, I'm afraid you're blocking traffic. Perhaps, if
you went inside--"
"Follow me!" said H. R. to his men, and he led them into Thirty-seventh
Street. He halted fifty feet from the corner.
Mr. MacAckus had followed and unlimbered his heavy artillery.
"This infernal outrage--"
H. R. lost all patience. He said to the mounted lieutenant, "Take us to
the magistrate!" To Max Onthemaker he whispered, "Got the papers with
you?"
"And the reporters, too," answered the able counsel with much pride, as
though the reporters were his own private property loaned to the cause
for the occasion without charge.
Seeing that the police made no move, H. R. said, determinedly: "I insist
upon going before the magistrate. You can report it at the station later
and save us time."
This made the police officer hesitate. It always does. It works on the
principle of treating your opponent as if he were a taxicabby who has
overcharged.
"I guess that's the best way," said the lieutenant.
"Thank you, Inspector. Will you kindly tell one of your men to bring my
mount along? Thank you!" said H. R.
Politeness pays. By saying "thank you" in advance of the service no
gentleman can refuse.
At the Magistrate's Court the session was short and sweet.
Mr. Onthemaker looked eloquent. The clerk who had typewritten the
restraining orders whispered, "It's No. 5!" and his chief picked it out
of the seventeen without hesitation. Everybody was impressed by the
obvious efficiency. Efficiency must never be hidden.
The argument prepared by Mr. Onthemaker was one of the best his Honor
had ever heard. He needed it for his own fall campaign. It certainly
read well. He even read it in print--in advance.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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