Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of bothDoran, Dr. (John)
Philosophy
Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of both
Doran, Dr. (John)
Manners and customs
No pains were spared to deter women from this enormity. St. Jerome holds
up the fate of Prætexta as a warning to all ladies addicted to the
fashion of the world. Prætexta was a very respectable lady, married to
a somewhat paganish husband, Hymetius. Their niece, Eustochia, resided
with them. At the instigation of the husband, Prætexta took the shy
Eustochia in hand, attired her in a splendid dress, and covered her
fair neck with ringlets. Having enjoyed the sight of the modest maiden
so attired, Prætexta went to bed. To that bedside immediately descended
an angel, with wrath upon his brow, and billows of angry sounds rolling
from his lips. “Thou hast,” said the spirit, “obeyed thy husband rather
than the Lord, and hast dared to deck the hair of a virgin, and made her
look like a daughter of earth. For this do I wither up thy hands, and bid
them recognize the enormity of thy crime in the amount of thy anguish
and bodily suffering. Five months more shalt thou live, and then Hell
shall be thy portion; and if thou art bold enough to touch the head of
Eustochia again, thy husband and thy children shall die even before thee.”
St. Jerome pledges himself for the truth of this story, which is
exceedingly perplexing and utterly unintelligible.
The ladies were more difficult of management than the clergy. The former
were not to be terrified by the assurance, that breaking an ordinance of
men was a worse crime than breaking one of the commandments of God. The
hair of the clergy was kept straight, by decree of forfeiture of revenues
or benefice against incumbents who approached the altars with curls even
of their natural hair. Pomades and scented waters were denounced as
damnable inventions; but anathema was uttered against the priest guilty
of wearing one single hair combed up above its fellows. The well-curled
Bishop of Oxford would have been in the olden time _ipso facto_, because
of being so curled, excommunicated,—according to the decree of the
Council of Lateran (Gregory II.), which says:—“Cuicumque ex clericis
comam relaxaverit, anathema sit!”
“All personal disguise,” says Tertullian, “is adultery before God. All
perukes, paint, and powder are such disguises, and inventions of the
devil;” _ergo_, etc. This zealous individual appeals to personal as often
as to religious feeling. “If you will not fling away your false hair,”
says he, “as hateful to Heaven, cannot I make it hateful to yourselves,
by reminding you that the false hair you wear may have come not only
from a criminal but from a very dirty head, perhaps from the head of one
already damned?”
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