Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of bothDoran, Dr. (John)
Philosophy
Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of both
Doran, Dr. (John)
Manners and customs
In France wigs ended by assuming the appearance of nature. In the Reign
of Terror, the modish blonde perukes worn by females were made of hair
purchased from the executioner, of whom old ladies bought the curls which
had clustered about the young necks that had been severed by the knife of
Samson. But after this the fashion ceased among women, as it had already
done among men, beginning to do so with the latter when Franklin appeared
in his own hair, unpowdered, at the Court of Louis XVI.; and from that
period wigs have belonged only to history.
If you please, gentle reader, we will now descend from the wig to the
beard.
BEARDS AND THEIR BEARERS.
“Now of beards there be
Such a company,
Of fashions such a throng,
That it is very hard
To treat of the beard,
Though it be ne’er so long.”
_Ballad_
in LE PRINCE D’AMOUR. (1650.)
Whoever invented wigs, proud as he may be of the achievement, cannot
boast of the same antiquity for his fashion as that which attaches to the
beard. The beard, like sewing, came in with or was a consequence of sin.
With respect to sewing and sin, I have before spoken; and I will only add
here, that in the most prosperous times of Puritanism, it was the fashion
for Puritan ladies to wear aprons only of a green colour, that being
presumedly the colour of the apron worn by Eve, whose daughters they
were, and the remembrance of whose sin and the acknowledgment of their
own, they perpetuated in the adopted fashion of their day.
It is confidently asserted by Dutch philosophers,—_so_ confidently that
to suppose they have not good authority for what they assert, would be
very ungenerous on my part,—it is asserted then by these Hollanders that
Adam was created without a beard, and that the latter appendage was
suddenly conferred on his chin on the very evening of the day that he had
been such a “beast” as to allow himself to be beguiled into rebellion
by his wife. He was consequently so far changed into the similitude of
a beast, being rendered most like the goat, who is an impostor in his
way, wearing as he does the grave airs of a judge, and yet being given
to very frolicsome indulgences, in which judges should not, though they
often do, indulge.
If this be fact, one may wonder why Eve and her daughters generally
escaped this badge of opprobrium. It was perhaps on the principle
according to which we punish the receiver more than the thief. If there
were no receivers there would be less pilferers; and though Eve offered
the temptation, if Adam had only resisted it, the consequences would
have been confined within their original narrow limits, and Mr. Mechi’s
razor-strops would have been without a market.
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