Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of bothDoran, Dr. (John)
Philosophy
Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of both
Doran, Dr. (John)
Manners and customs
Master Lee however was a “fellow” who was true to his word. He was piqued
at being rejected,—_he_, a gentleman, by a pert knitter of stockings;
and he took but a base way of revenging his pique. He had sat knitting
his brow in vain, when all at once the thought struck him that he would
knit stockings too, and that by a process which should ruin the poor
damsel, who, poor as she was, despised an unworthy gentleman and scholar.
Thereupon he actually invented and set up the stocking-frame. He first
worked at it himself, and then taught his squire-brothers, and his
gentle relations; and finally he opened a manufactory at Calverton in
Nottinghamshire, and made stockings for the Maiden Queen.
All the hand-knitters were in despair, and they left no means untried
to bring the new invention into disrepute. Nor did they try in vain,
for Will Lee was driven out of England by the force of the coalition
against him. He set up his frames at Rouen, and drove a “roaring trade”
there, which was however interrupted by the confusion which followed upon
the assassination of Henri IV.; and the inventor of the stocking-frame
ultimately died at Paris, poorer than the humble knitting-maiden whom he
tried to ruin in two ways, and failed in both.
And a double moral may be drawn upon this story as neatly as two
stockings upon a pair of becoming legs. Swains too lightly given of
phrase in honest maidens’ ears may reflect, as they pull on their hose,
that treachery, as in the case of Will Lee, brought that gentlemanly
knave to want even a foot to the stockings he had made at his own frame.
Maidens, on the other hand, may as profitably reflect, when similarly
engaged, that they had better knit stockings than lend ear to the wicked
words of a fool; and that if once a hole be made in the stocking of their
reputation, the most skilful darning will hardly repair, and can never
conceal, the permanent injury.
And _à propos_ of darning, though it be not at all so to the above story,
Shuter was one day reproached by a brother actor that he had a hole in
his stocking, and the friend advised inimitable Ned to have it darned. “I
will not be such an ass,” exclaimed the original Sir Anthony Absolute; “a
hole in the stocking is an accident that may happen to any gentleman, but
a darn is premeditated poverty.”
King James I. was willing to do what would have shocked even
Shuter,—namely, wear borrowed stockings. There is a letter extant in
which that monarch asks a noble to lend him the “scarlet hose with the
gold clocks,” on a particular day on which he was desirous of giving the
French Ambassador “an extraordinary idea of his magnificence!”
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