Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of bothDoran, Dr. (John)
Philosophy
Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of both
Doran, Dr. (John)
Manners and customs
Taking Nick Stuff as a true sample of those of his craft, who formed
the exception to the general rule of professional honesty, I must say
for such as he, that if he were a knave, it was because for years he
had had an evil example before his eyes in the persons of men better
off than himself, who had not _his_ plea of small means and long credit
as an excuse for bettering his condition at the public cost. If the
fashioners of clothes were sometimes not so careful as they might be in
the application of the principle of honesty, the makers of the cloth were
infinitely worse. _They_ lay under the imputation of being universally
fraudulent. We have no better, and need no better, proof on this matter,
than what is afforded us by the testimony of good old Latimer, who had
a sharp eye to detect vice, and a bold tongue to denounce it. In his
third sermon preached before King Edward VI., there is the following
graphic passage:—“I hear say that there is a certain cunning come up
in the mixing of wares. How say you?—were it not a wonder to hear
that clothmakers should become ’pothecaries, yea, and as I hear say,
in such a place whereat they have professed the Gospel and the word of
God most earnestly of a long time.” And then the preacher, after some
animadversions on the devil,—whom he styles in another sermon as the
only prelate he knows who is never absent from his diocese, nor idle
when in it,—thus proceeds:—“If his cloth be seventeen yards long, he
will set it on a rack, and stretch it out with ropes, and rack it till
the sinews shrink again, till he hath brought it to eighteen yards. When
they have brought it to that perfection, they have a pretty feat to thick
it again. He makes me a powder for it, and plays the ’pothecary. They
call it flock-powder. They do so incorporate it to the cloth, that it is
wonderful to consider. Truly, a good invention! Oh that so goodly wits
should be so ill applied! they may well deceive the people, but they
cannot deceive God. They were wont to make beds of flock, and it was a
good bed, too; now they have turned the flock into powder, to play the
false thieves with it. These mixtures come of covetousness. They are
plain theft.” From this singular passage it is apparent that what is
popularly known at Manchester as “devil’s dust,” was an invention which
the cotton lords of today have inherited from their fathers in Mammon,
the cloth lords of some three centuries ago. That ever-active prelate,
the devil, is therefore as busily engaged in his diocese now as he was
in the days whose doings are condemned by Latimer. In some respects
however there is improvement, if we may believe the assertion made by
Mr. Thackeray, in his ‘Essays on the Essayists,’ to the effect that even
hermits out at elbows would lose their respectability now if they were to
attempt to cheat their tailors. Other men succeed in doing so, without
forfeiting the privilege conceded by Mark Antony to Brutus of being “an
honourable man.”
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