Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of bothDoran, Dr. (John)
Philosophy
Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of both
Doran, Dr. (John)
Manners and customs
is betrayed by his wife; and the chief Flint wins admiration, because
he gets hanged and is cheated out of his mistress. The strike ends
unfavourably for those who make it; but though the author sets out with
the determination to render all his _dramatis personæ_ ridiculous, he
cannot do it. He is like the prophet who was compelled to vaticinate
against his inclinations; and the deity of dramatic poetry and tailors
compels him to reverence where he would fain have committed desecration.
The very first sentence in this play contains an allusion to Elliott’s
brigade, that famous band of warriors made up almost entirely of tailors.
I must refer my readers to the piece itself, if they be curious to see
how the subject is treated in evident contrariety to the author’s own
design; he makes all the characters utter commonplace common sense, when
his intention was to make them lose themselves upon stilts in a sea of
tropes, tirades, and thunderings against tyranny.
The antiquarian will not fail to notice that Bedfordbury is a locality
set down in this piece as a place where tailors’ men did congregate some
century ago. They still much do congregate on the same spot. A century
before the period of the piece, Frank Kynaston, the poet, resided in
a house adjacent to the “Bury,” and the memory thereof is still kept
up in the name Kynaston-alley, which is within that same “Bury” of
classical associations. Thus do tailoring and the _belles lettres_
continue to be in close connection; and where Kynaston’s muse kept
itself warm, the sacred goose of the _schneider_ still glows with fervid
heat. The operatives of the “Bury,” moreover, look as much like poets
as tailors,—so abstract are they of air, so romantically heedless of
personal appearance, and so unromantically and really “half-starved.” Not
of them can be said what Titillinda says of Abrahamides—
“Whose form might claim attention even from queens.”
Finally: want of space, and not of material, brings that troublesome
adverb upon me. If it be objected, that the tailors of the poets _do_
sometimes waver in critical situations, and condescend to tremble in
presence of emergency, I have to answer, that such facts prove their
heroism, as being akin to that of the Conqueror and Cœur de Lion.
When the former was being crowned at York, he heard such an uproar in
the streets, caused by the massacre of the inhabitants by the amiable
Normans, that he sat upon his throne shaking with affright; “vehementer
tremens,” says Orderic Vitalis, and he is very good authority. As for
that tinselled bully, Richard, nobody doubts his single virtue—courage;
but bold as he was, we all know that when in Sicily, he discreetly ran
away from a bumpkin who threatened to cudgel him for attempting a matter
of petty larceny. Francis Feeble and his brethren may, therefore, not
be ashamed if they have foibles in common with William of Normandy and
Richard of Bordeaux.
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