Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of bothDoran, Dr. (John)
Philosophy
Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of both
Doran, Dr. (John)
Manners and customs
The natives laughed, and intimated that the light came from King Edmond’s
palace.
“Who is King Edmond?”
“Not know. Frenchman. Not Wesleyan; not Bishop’s man. Come from Sydney;”
were the four distinct replies received from the natives.
“From Sydney?” said the Doctor; “then it is no other than Thierry; the
fellow was there in ’35. He proclaimed himself, ‘by the grace of God King
of Nebuhwa and sovereign chief of New Zealand,’ and he showed documents
to prove that he had the support of Louis Philippe and his Government.
He drew upon the same French Government, and raised a considerable sum
of money by the sale of the bills, which were discounted by some queer
people, considering they came from so far north as Aberdeen; and which,
on being forwarded to their destination, were, as might be expected,
returned dishonoured. Nevertheless, with the proceeds he got together a
body of retainers, chartered a ship, and came over to Hokianga.”
“What did the resident say to it?” asked a young engineer, of a native at
his side.
“What resident speak, Mister Chalton? He no speak! he go mad! Church
missionaries go madder; and chiefs maddest of all. Write to Queen
Victoria; Queen speak:—‘New Zealand chiefs all independent. King Thierry
no king.’ Church missionaries almost mad like chiefs, cause Thierry speak
Hokianga land belong to him.”
“No wonder!” said the doctor, “for his Majesty declared that the Church
missionaries had sold it to him, years before, for twenty tomahawks! What
did he do at Hokianga?”
“Make fine coat for naked Zealander,” said one of the natives, with a
grin.
“A royal tailor, by Jove!” exclaimed the medicus.
After some further discussion upon this strange personage, the travellers
agreed to make for his island palace, and ask hospitality. Leaving two
natives in charge of the boat and luggage, under the guidance of the
other two the English travellers made their way, with difficulty, over
stumps of trees and decayed logs, to the royal residence. On reaching the
palace, they found, to their dismay, that it had nothing to distinguish
it from the huts of the natives, save one solitary glazed window. At the
back there was a hole, which served for a door; a Kawri board was fixed
against it, and to this the four travellers applied their knuckles.
They had not long to wait; the board was removed by an ill-dressed man,
of perhaps fifty years of age, who welcomed them into a tolerably neat
kitchen, well-warmed by a blazing fire. To an inquiry as to whether they
could see the Baron, he announced himself as Baron, and Sovereign Chief
of New Zealand. He reiterated his welcome; introduced them to his wife,
who confidently believed that her husband was a sovereign, because he had
told her so twenty times a day for the last three years; and he finally
asked them if they were fond of music.
The guests pleaded guilty to the taste, but they also honestly confessed
that they were exceedingly hungry.
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