Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of bothDoran, Dr. (John)
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Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of both
Doran, Dr. (John)
Manners and customs
The traffic carried on by this family takes place at night, by
torch-light, and by Dutch auction. There you may see put up a coat from
the studio of Humann, a genuine waistcoat from the hand of Blanc, and
trousers whose incomparable cut declares them to have proceeded from
the genius and shears of Morbach; in a word, the costume complete of
a “fashionable” of the first water,—for how much? Three francs!—just
half-a-crown!—the pleasantry of the vendor included, without extra charge.
This pleasantry is something like that of our “Cheap Jacks,” whose
invention is so facile, and whose power of lying exceeds that of
Osten-Sacken and the Czar together.
“Look, gentlemen,” exclaims one of the illustrious house in question;
“this coat originally belonged to a Russian prince, and was the means
of rendering him irresistible in the eyes of a _danseuse_ of the Grande
Chaumière. It subsequently became the admiration of all the inhabitants
of the Closerie du Lilas, who saw its effect on the back of a celebrated
corn-cutter. By means of this coat the valet of a ‘milord’ carried off a
_figurante_ from the little Théâtre des Délassemens, who mistook him for
his master. The coat has come to us immediately from this last possessor,
the extravagance of whose Dulcinea compelled him to part from it. Well,
gentlemen, notwithstanding all these glorious souvenirs, in spite of all
the conquests due to it, I _give_ it to you, gentlemen, at three francs!
Three francs! there is an opportunity for those accustomed to profit by
it!”
The coat put up at three francs has a gradually diminishing value put
upon it, until it is at last purchased at thirty sous. Morbach’s trousers
go for a franc; and Blanc’s waistcoat for the small price of fifty
centimes—fivepence!
The garments thus purchased are often only retained for a single Sunday,
some _fête_ day, on which the poor cavalier desires to look splendid,
though it be with a second-hand splendour, in the eyes of his “belle.”
If the costume holds together through the severe ordeal of a night’s
dancing, it is often resold to the Temple merchants, who repair the
damage, and again fit it to the back of some ephemeral dandy of the
suburbs who wishes but to shine for “a little day.”
“La Mère Moskow” drives her own trade by the side of the Meurt-de-Soifs.
She is an ex-vivandière of the Grand Army, who lets out body-linen to
poor gentlemen suffering from scarcity. A shirt may be hired of her
for a week for the modest price of twopence, the wearer being required
merely to leave his old one, by way of a security deposit. Nothing can
be more delicate than, not the deposit, but the manner in which the
request is made; and a shirt of La Mère Moskow might have been worn,
without scruple, at Lord O’Grady’s by the Reverend Ozias Polyglot, or the
better-endowed Reverend Obadiah Pringle.
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