Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of bothDoran, Dr. (John)
Philosophy
Habits and men, with remnants of record touching the makers of both
Doran, Dr. (John)
Manners and customs
When Sir Edward Coke, in 1645, was trying Mrs. Turner, the physician’s
widow, as an accessory before the fact in the murder of Sir Thomas
Overbury (the poor woman had a penchant for poisoning people,—but we
have all our little _foibles_), he observed that she wore a hat, and he
bade her take it off. “A woman,” said he, “may be covered in a church,
but not when arraigned in a court of justice.” The lady tartly commented
on the singularity that she might wear her hat in presence of God, and
not in that of man. “For the reason,” said the judge, “that man with
weak intellects cannot discover the secrets which are known to God; and
therefore, in investigating truth, where human life is in peril, and
one is charged with taking life from another, the court should see all
obstacles removed. Besides,” he added, “the countenance is often an index
to the mind, and accordingly it is fitting that the hat be removed, and
therewith the shadow which it casts upon your face.” The hat was taken
off; but the lady, although a murderess, was modest, and she covered her
hair with a kerchief.
Had good Mrs. Turner been like the ladies and gentlemen of Natal, she
might have puzzled the chief justice. The Natal “fashionables” wear
hats of from half a foot to a foot in height, made of the fat of oxen.
They first gradually anoint the head with a purer grease; and this,
mixing with the hair, fastens these _bonnets_ on during the lives of the
wearers! Or the fashion of the Myantses would have done. These people
carry on their heads a slight board, a foot long, and half of that broad;
with this they cover their hair, and seal it with wax. They cannot lie
down or lean without keeping the neck straight; and the country being
very woody, it is not uncommon to find them with their head-dress
entangled in the trees. Whenever they require to comb their hair, once or
twice a year, they have to pass a preliminary hour in melting the wax,
before they can get their hats off.
Better keep them on than take them off to such poor purpose, as was once
observed in the case of one of the celebrities of the Place Royale,
Beautru, whose name was a mine of tinsel to the little punsters of
Paris, in the reign of Louis XIII. Beautru was bold, haughty, and an
inveterate gambler. He was a libertine both as to morals and religion,
and the slanderer _par excellence_ of his age. Richelieu had a strong
liking for him,—proof enough that he was not worth the affection of an
honest man. His repartees were more spiced with wickedness than wit. One
day, on passing in front of a crucifix in the public streets, he, with
an air of humble reverence, raised his hat. “Ah!” exclaimed one who saw
the unwonted action, “that is what I call setting a good example.” “Very
good!” cried the scoffer, pushing his hat firm upon his brows, “but you
will be pleased to observe that though we bow, we are not on speaking
terms.”
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