make things look pleasant and polite, as it were. That's only a matter
of form though. The main thing'll be to see him fall back toes over tip
on his judgment-seat like him as was struck with worms when he sees
who's in the deputation. Laugh? I won't ever have laughed like I will
laugh at him then! Well now, comrades, I've said my say and I say no
more leaving the matter to your esteemed consideration. Comrades, think
of all the insults which he and his myrmidons has made us groan under
so long. Revenge is now at your disposal. This weak hand of mine has
pointed out whit way. Seize it, oh seize it in the name of Freedom is
all I ask. For myself I ask nothing, not a penny if you was to offer
it me. Comrades, I'm fighting for the Cause. For the Cause I'd give my
life as far as in me lies. That's my aim: that's my game, as the poet
remarks. Comrades I shall not detain you longer I shall now sit down."
And the raucous gentleman panted into the next Fellowshipper's chair.
CHAPTER X
"Dear Mrs. Crowe,
_Secret and Confidential._
_Please burn it when you have concluded reading._
Referring to our numerous enjoyable conversations on the subject
of Socialism in which you have evinced entire acquiescence, I am
directed by the Council of the Liblab Fellowship to call your
attention to the advantages obtainable from comradeship as per
enclosed. The entrance fee is two and six and the subscription five
shillings per ann. payable in June and Dec. I may add that those
are special terms which I have exerted my influence to obtain in
your favour and I trust I shall meet with your esteemed approval.
Would you decide to join, kindly notify me of the same per wire for
wh. I enclose six stamps. Yes or No will answer all purposes, but
personally I feel sure that it shall be yes. On receipt of your
anticipated favour will at once propose and have you seconded at
our evening meeting to take place on the night of the same day when
you get this letter. Should your reply be in the affirmative I am
to let you know that you shall at once be nominated as a member of
a deputation, which I have the honour to be a member of as well,
which is about to proceed to Rome for the purpose of diplomatically
interviewing our mutual friend the Pope. The expenses of the trip
will be borne by the Liblab funds so there is no need to worry
on that score. You are aware that travel especially to such a
famous town as Rome is considered advantageous in every respect.
The Italian sky the numerous old ancient edifices and the Romans
themselves in their native monasteries cannot fail to amuse the
eye of the beholder. The excursion is entirely gratis and so that
difficulty is removed. But in addition to what I have said there is
also the prospect of renewing our acquaintance with his so-called
'Holiness!!!!! And I may say for certain of having private interviews
with him in the innermost recesses of his haunts. More I shall not
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