Tired wan clean men, with corns on their right-middle-fingers and
jackets bulging along their lower edges, addressed her as "Madam"
and mentioned similar experiences; and, when two straight-limbed
straight-eyed boys of sixteen, twins, orphans, were fierce with the
same story, she began to feel uncomfortable, envious. That He should do
these things for these scarecrows and nothing for her! People avoided
her; and she was lonely. Sant, and the cosmopolitan bagmen with whom
he fraternized, were no companions for her. She expected something a
little more select in the way of society. She conceived the notion that
she would stand a better chance of coming into contact with the Pope by
means of some of the English in Rome. And,--would it not be as well if
she became a Catholic? The hotel-people told her that very few English
were in Rome: they began to come in October and to go away in June:
July, August, September, saw no English except at the colleges and a
few residents. She found her way to St. Andrea delle Fratte, where
she had heard of some Englishwoman's tomb; and saw no one who looked
like an Englishman. She had the same experience at the church by the
G.P.O. Then she discerned a little English affair in Little Sebastian
Street, a convent of sorts; and she made herself conspicuous to the
sisters. Those good creatures were only too happy to discover a chatty
Englishwoman; and, when Mrs. Crowe quite accidentally let out that she
had known George Arthur Rose, they precipitately produced candied fruit
and orangeade. Mrs. Crowe gossiped with discretion. She won hearts by
listening attentively to monasterial rhapsodies. When she was permitted
to slip in a word edgeways, she took care that it was a telling word.
In all their lives the sisters never had heard anything so edifying
as her description of the Holy Father's former predilection for white
flannel shirts, white knitted socks and night-caps. They thought it
heavenly of Him to have refused to wear any colours but white or black
while He was living in the world; and the details of a black corduroy
shooting-suit filled them with ecstatic rapture. In the course of
these improving conversations it came out that Mrs. Crowe herself
was an agnostic--an unwilling agnostic, she whined,--oh, if only she
could believe what her audience believed, it would be such a comfort
to her! Naturally the sisters gladly would help her to that kind of
comfort. They gave her an aluminium medal; and promised prayers. She
turned-up regularly at mass and benediction; and they had great hopes
of her. She thanked them so much. Now, wouldn't she just like to have
a little talk with Father Dawkins--such a holy man? She would like
nothing better. She had a little talk with Father Dawkins: that is to
say that (frequently during the next few weeks) His Reverency exhorted
for three-quarters of an hour on end in the convent parlour; and she
punctuated his discourses with "Ah yes," "How true," "Why did I never
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